"All star ear rape"

I wish I had the rights of a gun

Conga

ACME

A dog with two ***s??

fresh cesar haircut

In honour of Hugh Hefner

Before he gets all stiff

buzzfeed 2.0

honest days work

Please climb stairs to access elevator

Enough is enough.

super

Idle hands are the devil's playground

Oh Alexa

If there's not a sub for people sleeping in the most peculiar positions in public, there should be.

best

Spider-Mandarin, Spider-Mandarin, Does whatever a citrus can

The only logical reaction to puns

Today, A miracle occurred at my local IKEA

My internet went down yesterday, and the reason was totally nuts!

iOS 11

My cousin's dog reacting to the new kitten.

If only it was Crystal Pepsi.

Sometimes it's the little things at work that make it all bearable.

'Special' forces

Please do not season the birds

There is definitely nothing wrong with this stock photo at all

Some people have pretty specific tastes, I guess

Optimism is Stupid

My town's police department knows how to social media

My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked "What puffy shirt?" before she left for work.

woke

What a handsome young man

So in today’s news...

cushion on the right slightly discoloured

Two different restaurants. No affiliation. Located just up ahead.

haha memes are funny^^

Equality Achieved

W I N C E S T

careless whisper

Passive aggressive work fridge theft at its best.

Double evidence

**Welcome to the Black Hole of Retirement.**

So to speak

respect woman

freshly stolen

good advice

A mostly Polish related WWII meme

Sorry ladies, you're going to have to wait.

In my defense, he isn't that good yet.

Wife told him to go rock the baby

Santa looking like hes gonna risk it all

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

Very on-brand license plate

Don’t low ball me guys, I know what I have!

Making Star Wars a little less dark

The longer a cop is behind you

Trans? You need to be more specific.

The Future of Shirts

She won't go near the peanut butter

Inevitable reaction

Got solidly propositioned by my car on the way into work today

I know what hes gonna be when he grows up

Top 10 saddest anime deaths

Pasta meta

After recent developments...

pain

She/he's a trap

ｍｅｔａ

Just carrots taking a bath...

How's your dating life?

LOL :D

Have you ever heard of ARSE?

Daughter got in trouble and can't use her phone except to call or text me. I felt she needed a reminder of the rule...

I'd Like to See North Korea try and get passed our higly trained Army

Women are finally driving in Saudi

Darude Shaq

Neighbours

Anon is over 9000

Dotard

The newspaper once printed Farside and Dennis and switched their captions

;-;

My sister got to decide the CVS sign today

Rapture Survivor Card

Anime is cancer

A photographer took pictures of people before and after calling them beautiful

dogg

Sup Dude!?!

My favorite part of spring

Savage Kitty

War itself never changes, but it changes everyone

My sister's siamese cats derping while trying new treats.

A Fat boi

Totaled.

Wait a sec

Mix Tape in comments

I recognize that couch from somewhere...

THOT_BANISHER_OF_THREE has joined the lobby...

dialogue