Not mine. Cannot stop laughing.

(ear rape)

Burger King used "It" to throw major shade at McDonalds.

When you accidentally drop a dog.

Death Toll

the motivation of a pirate

There are two kinds of girls

My girlfriend is a dog trainer. Anytime she takes photos of her dogs, she causes a ruckus. Lake Louise, Canada

Out of nowhere, my dog decided today was the day he used the tiny ladder instead of the stairs to get out of the pool for some reason

Congratulations.

lots of bones in that movie

VonBaron Ultimate

the apple never hit him #fakenews

Count

Did it feel good tho

Kids in the 90's playing games on a PC

( ( ( E X P A N D E D I N T E L E C T ) ) )

Combining flavour of the month with the usual

Beautiful.

his IQ isnt high enough

My friend's daughter + flowers

Today a man walked into my dad's office and was asked how tall he was and if he played basketball. He passed these out.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

spooky facts

My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious

Lost my Dawg!

Soviet Union

Firefighter

This kid needs to be hired directly out of college

This Honest Danger Sign

Zombies?

Anon goes through space and time

Kinda...

Gay cancer

I played Super Mario World with my mom today. She mentioned things I'll never unsee.

My friend's shirt.

Numbers can

Some software could learn a thing or two from Avast. I'm looking at you, Windows.

Subtle differences

Rough life as a New York kid

Maybe not the best message

Hands down, best first sentence of a math problem ever

I tried to photograph a sweet moment of my dogs cuddling, instead I captured the spawn of satan

And to think my father said I would never amount to anything.

Well worth the wait!

My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers

Had to post this.

It's morphin ' time!

My pen lost it’s clip and looks terrified of what might happen next...

Bollywood horse slide for the WIN

When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go

You can tell what kind of day they're having even without them present.

Taking his fish for a walk.

This is me as a parent

not like Death 2

I didn’t ask for this

to be fair you have to have a high iq to watch rick and morty

#ShitPostsForWankers

No idea who is at the door.

Hanzo of the North Star

Dropping my new album soon

C-can he succeed?!

Calcium calcium don't doot with an euphonium

Talking to parents on the phone

Treat your passwords like your underpants

drank

Pool boy

Whenever my wife tells me she's "fine"

incumming

Behold the pinnacle of biological engineering

Combined faces of the 5 best rappers of all time.

He's gonna need a well-trained psychiatrist to get back on track...

Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend...

Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing

They've got a busy morning

anon finds ez solution for mass shootings

Look, I've never asked for this, OK?

Every time something bad happens

petition to add this rare pepe to the pepes appearing on HUGELOL

The wife said "Let's do sexy costumes for Halloween this year"....game on!

adapt

How did I do in PE today?

It was a simpler time

When you try to reach frontpage in October with no bones

a surprise

Some problems have an easy solution

What an ironic name for the CEO of Food For the Poor...

Where is my nobel?

When spooktober delivers

Same

Something the internet has been waiting for.

My pants looking high and smirky at me

Usually self-diagnosable?

So satisfying.

Important nutrition advice on the men's room wall in an Italian restaurant.

The mailman left my package with the Butler.

When the universe itself creates shitposts

Low effort political commentary, coming up

Clickhole's Instagram response to Tom Petty's death

Who's line is it anyway?