So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....

one of the most influential skeletons of his time.

it's called hentai and it's art

Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper

And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself

The hell u doin dude!!

How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.

You will never look at this the same way

Can't wait for another one Next Week

One of them is doing it wrong.

My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday

upgrading

I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

This could be you, but your living.

Smiles At The Airport

When English majors get drunk.

Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately

Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show

This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.

Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus

Ian at it again

Office got a new shredder

My high school used the black panthers logo on our student ID's.

Yardsale!

They’re already here...

Overmeme

No way, there must be something else to it

On first base, Sleve McDichael!

Better get to making them then!

The Trident of Poseidon

Sometimes when I look at my mousetrap I see a mouse, other times I see a Little klansman with stubby arms.

I left this baby growth chart in a Babies R Us

Now I can become a vegetarian.

Walked past this scene the other day. Some shit was definitely going down...

RealFoodArt

What a wholesome meme... wait what

"there is a doot hidden everywhere" - WhiteBones

Anon wants to lose weight

When you're scanning the room for the assassin and he spots you first.

Lit af

Saw this on a bathroom wall at my university and thought it was pretty funny

Savage Wonder Woman

Business Idea...

answer in comments

Flu shots at Walgreens.

Winter is coming. Be prepared.

Twitter memefesto

Not mine. Cannot stop laughing.

(ear rape)

Burger King used "It" to throw major shade at McDonalds.

When you accidentally drop a dog.

Death Toll

the motivation of a pirate

There are two kinds of girls

My girlfriend is a dog trainer. Anytime she takes photos of her dogs, she causes a ruckus. Lake Louise, Canada

Out of nowhere, my dog decided today was the day he used the tiny ladder instead of the stairs to get out of the pool for some reason

Congratulations.

lots of bones in that movie

VonBaron Ultimate

the apple never hit him #fakenews

Count

Did it feel good tho

Kids in the 90's playing games on a PC

( ( ( E X P A N D E D I N T E L E C T ) ) )

Combining flavour of the month with the usual

Beautiful.

his IQ isnt high enough

My friend's daughter + flowers

Today a man walked into my dad's office and was asked how tall he was and if he played basketball. He passed these out.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

spooky facts

My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious

Lost my Dawg!

Soviet Union

Firefighter

This kid needs to be hired directly out of college

This Honest Danger Sign

Zombies?

Anon goes through space and time

Kinda...

Gay cancer

I played Super Mario World with my mom today. She mentioned things I'll never unsee.

My friend's shirt.

Numbers can

Some software could learn a thing or two from Avast. I'm looking at you, Windows.

Subtle differences

Rough life as a New York kid

Maybe not the best message

Hands down, best first sentence of a math problem ever

I tried to photograph a sweet moment of my dogs cuddling, instead I captured the spawn of satan

And to think my father said I would never amount to anything.

Well worth the wait!

My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers

Had to post this.

It's morphin ' time!

My pen lost it’s clip and looks terrified of what might happen next...

Bollywood horse slide for the WIN

When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go

You can tell what kind of day they're having even without them present.

Taking his fish for a walk.