This kid got caught drinking at a party and was interviewed by a local news station, he brought his own microphone...

Watches the food network once

I work in the service department for a John Deere dealer and a guy brought this in because it doesn't cut grass anymore

Can't decide which one's dumber

Robot tattoo

When you're too drunk and too big to be carried to your hotel room

So now it all makes sense

EU aka The Fourth Reich

WTF Doreen?

When its spooktober and you say that spooky memes aren't dank

Shouldn't have put the airport in a bad neighborhood

OhHell No!

are bgonthot memes still good?

couldn't believe in my eyes for 3 seconds

I wanna be gay

Chinese kungfu ?

Fudge be fingering...

The Wild Thornberrys

Tacos

Somebody didn't think this vanity plate through.

Pen Pal

Relatable

This Girl Has Too Much Free Time

I finally get it

This local pumpkin patch has a lot of rules

Subtle Kleenex, very subtle.

Ditto used Transform!

Target shoppers know whatsup

I've learned to accept the pain

Good bye

And in today's interview...

I got 500 of these and started distributing them around campus

In reality god hates us all, but Abby in particular

The poor kids of this generation

Being a rich man is like a girl being pretty

Only in Florida...

This cat has seen some shit

every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet

Wikipedia's definition of the word "***" is extremely amusing...

Why yes google..thats EXACTLY what I meant...

This deer for sale on Craigslist

that's the ultimate Revolver

Saw your Elon Musk, and raise you a Seth MacFarlane transformation.

Poor cat thought sunglasses would stop Medusa

I think my cat just became self-aware

Wake up sheeple

That's how we develop trust issues

I was recently diagnosed with Leukemia and joked with my sister about playing the "cancer card". Wow did she deliver.

Decided to start acting my age and had some inexpensive business cards printed.

Text book instructions on how kitty belly rubs really work

Saw this on my way to work!

Not to be outdone. My niece was a unicorn for crazy hair day 10/6/2017.

Well at least they're honest...

During the line for the szechuan sauce

there always has to be a "round 2"

My doctor told me to eat more fish

Well when you put it that way

As A Corporate Salaried Employee

Maybe if I posted more…

On the train on the way home from Oktoberfest.

Your other left.

This pizza place has the best tip jars

Cathematics

One year ago, I left my life behind I alienated my family, moved to a new country, all to chase my dreams. And now, it's all worth it.

:heart emoji:

Haircuts Maketh Man and Woman - of cause.

Nebraska road signs have become savage.

nba 2k17

Well someone was kicked like you asked...

running in the skrr pap pap ka ka ka

I am the malest man

ey meng

Human Life Cycle

Everybody’s got hobbies

If I had one job...

May be true for both

Elon’s transformation

don't be such a dick dad

"Donuts? Turkeys? You all are a bunch of Amateurs." -Marie Antoinette

nature

Portal is awesome

Tree

Yo mama's so fat...

Dang wind turbines!!!

Who's a good boy? ...oh boy

This guys mom was him for Halloween

Korra the Explorer

That's what I thought.

My friend tried to take a nice picture at the mall

What you see vs. what she sees

Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning

The Will Always Be Dumpster Fires

'I've got inches'

If I go crazy...

Shooting star!

Give me your best math puns :D

These Halloween costumes look so fake

Potatoes

Picard gets a mom joke in despite his busy schedule

Aren't these memes dead already?