That's how we develop trust issues

I was recently diagnosed with Leukemia and joked with my sister about playing the "cancer card". Wow did she deliver.

Decided to start acting my age and had some inexpensive business cards printed.

Text book instructions on how kitty belly rubs really work

Saw this on my way to work!

Not to be outdone. My niece was a unicorn for crazy hair day 10/6/2017.

Well at least they're honest...

During the line for the szechuan sauce

there always has to be a "round 2"

My doctor told me to eat more fish

Well when you put it that way

As A Corporate Salaried Employee

Maybe if I posted more…

On the train on the way home from Oktoberfest.

Your other left.

This pizza place has the best tip jars

Cathematics

One year ago, I left my life behind I alienated my family, moved to a new country, all to chase my dreams. And now, it's all worth it.

:heart emoji:

Haircuts Maketh Man and Woman - of cause.

Nebraska road signs have become savage.

nba 2k17

Well someone was kicked like you asked...

running in the skrr pap pap ka ka ka

I am the malest man

ey meng

Human Life Cycle

Everybody’s got hobbies

If I had one job...

May be true for both

Elon’s transformation

don't be such a dick dad

"Donuts? Turkeys? You all are a bunch of Amateurs." -Marie Antoinette

nature

Portal is awesome

Tree

Yo mama's so fat...

Dang wind turbines!!!

Who's a good boy? ...oh boy

This guys mom was him for Halloween

Korra the Explorer

That's what I thought.

My friend tried to take a nice picture at the mall

What you see vs. what she sees

Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning

The Will Always Be Dumpster Fires

'I've got inches'

If I go crazy...

Shooting star!

Give me your best math puns :D

These Halloween costumes look so fake

Potatoes

Picard gets a mom joke in despite his busy schedule

Aren't these memes dead already?

My meme cycle theory tells me it's time to mix formats

"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up."

Skeleton war is hell

Look out, girls, Mr. Man is in town

voi vittu

My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift.

Finger

Welp! This made my daughter popular at school

I am froot

Just checked into an Airbnb...this is the key the guy gave us

Seems like no one remembers. So....

The Excarcist

It knows no gender

fellas?

Sometimes passive aggressive messages are funny. Spotted on my campus today.

Are you sure about that?

Gotta keep the babies warm

My mom accidentally uploaded a selfie after leaving a bad review on Yelp.

Sometimes girls just wanna

Homeowner Wooderson

Beach theme crazy hair day! Check the PALM TREE!

These yard sale signs

Guys were above this now comon

When Your Mom Comes Into Your Room..

Sure... lets go with that

D Generation X anyone?

Casually planning out his attack on American cities...

"Not a book you will forget"

That's a sweet looking donut hairdo, dad. Let's not forget thanksgiving is right around the corner

I got a new couch, thinking of doing all the job interviews here.

When you don't practice what you preach

Since we're going for it , look at my nephew

Smellya.... later? Only in Maine

Dirty Hoey

aw yiss

Waiting to pick up a metal band at the airport

Don't text and walk -- this happens every couple of months

Nothing is written in stone.....

Cyborg

Your soda bottle and mermaid were pretty damn good. How about my donut?

Chat disabled

Welcome to Hogwarts

My Professor is single and ready to mingle

I'm in veterinary school. In my nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity

stupid dog

How to piss the internet off in one pic