When you don't practice what you preach
Since we're going for it , look at my nephew
Smellya.... later? Only in Maine
Dirty Hoey
aw yiss
Waiting to pick up a metal band at the airport
Don't text and walk -- this happens every couple of months
Nothing is written in stone.....
Cyborg
Your soda bottle and mermaid were pretty damn good. How about my donut?
Chat disabled
Welcome to Hogwarts
My Professor is single and ready to mingle
I'm in veterinary school. In my nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity
stupid dog
How to piss the internet off in one pic
Which one are you going with?
Outside of my local pub
Duolingo's made up sentence went full ShowerThoughts
Smoker’s Logic
Pick your “Sheen” sign at Home Depot
I saw we were doing crazy hair day pics... how did my wife do?
You came to the wrong fridge...
I hate when it happens
Because *** the laws of invertebrate anatomy
Even if it is not your fault....
Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old!
Adult lunchables
Anon goes on vacation
Shitty meme but *** you I laughed
So in the middle of the civil war someone went ' you know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce'
My simple mind can't even begin to fathom his genius
G O O D B O Y E serves justice swiftly.
Halloween idea
It just doesn’t...
overrated i'd say
Turns my little dog into the big dog
'I'm not hungry'
My stepdaughter has crazy hair day at school today, how did we do?
Grandmother buys daughters new born their first book without reading it first
Being this new
There shall be enough spooks for everyone
Almost too relatable
If Muslims have bombs and white people assault rifles, he probably would have a katana and shurikens
My roomba is so over dramatic
One of my favourite moments on Fururama
Dude is hyped about Popeyes on Cottage and 47th
calcium>cola
"Are those fists?"
Don't let the cat out! Ever!
Canis Mola
Yes ive been playing it, its goood
Those THX sounds effects though.
Caught my cats having sex like humans..
hey, thats pretty nice
IQ too high for Madagascar
Imperial Chinese flag
Finally a prequel of notable quality
spooky edit
Apparently humans experience this too
When u try to ascend to Indian, but you get quicly reminded u r the lowest tier..
Endless possibilities
shit? post
>.<
When you set the incline on the exercise bike to max
nice
McCommies
public declaration
How to protect yourself from diseases step 1
My local brewery just purchased a new transport truck
Owwie
Dad built a new bird feeder. It attracted this weird looking chicken
GET THE F*CK OFF MY TOMB! F*CKING FLESHIE F*GS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'd rather go with "Lit boiiis xD 100 100 100"
Coach thinks he's funny...
I wonder what about all the other countries
So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....
one of the most influential skeletons of his time.
it's called hentai and it's art
Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper
And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself
The hell u doin dude!!
How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.
You will never look at this the same way
Can't wait for another one Next Week
One of them is doing it wrong.
My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday
upgrading
I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.
This could be you, but your living.
Smiles At The Airport
When English majors get drunk.
Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately
Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show
This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.
Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus
Ian at it again
Office got a new shredder
My high school used the black panthers logo on our student ID's.