Grandmother buys daughters new born their first book without reading it first
Being this new
There shall be enough spooks for everyone
Almost too relatable
If Muslims have bombs and white people assault rifles, he probably would have a katana and shurikens
My roomba is so over dramatic
One of my favourite moments on Fururama
Dude is hyped about Popeyes on Cottage and 47th
calcium>cola
"Are those fists?"
Don't let the cat out! Ever!
Canis Mola
Yes ive been playing it, its goood
Those THX sounds effects though.
Caught my cats having sex like humans..
hey, thats pretty nice
IQ too high for Madagascar
Imperial Chinese flag
Finally a prequel of notable quality
spooky edit
Apparently humans experience this too
When u try to ascend to Indian, but you get quicly reminded u r the lowest tier..
Endless possibilities
shit? post
>.<
When you set the incline on the exercise bike to max
nice
McCommies
public declaration
How to protect yourself from diseases step 1
My local brewery just purchased a new transport truck
Owwie
Dad built a new bird feeder. It attracted this weird looking chicken
GET THE F*CK OFF MY TOMB! F*CKING FLESHIE F*GS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'd rather go with "Lit boiiis xD 100 100 100"
Coach thinks he's funny...
I wonder what about all the other countries
So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....
one of the most influential skeletons of his time.
it's called hentai and it's art
Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper
And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself
The hell u doin dude!!
How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.
You will never look at this the same way
Can't wait for another one Next Week
One of them is doing it wrong.
My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday
upgrading
I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.
This could be you, but your living.
Smiles At The Airport
When English majors get drunk.
Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately
Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show
This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.
Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus
Ian at it again
Office got a new shredder
My high school used the black panthers logo on our student ID's.
Yardsale!
They’re already here...
Overmeme
No way, there must be something else to it
On first base, Sleve McDichael!
Better get to making them then!
The Trident of Poseidon
Sometimes when I look at my mousetrap I see a mouse, other times I see a Little klansman with stubby arms.
I left this baby growth chart in a Babies R Us
Now I can become a vegetarian.
Walked past this scene the other day. Some shit was definitely going down...
RealFoodArt
What a wholesome meme... wait what
"there is a doot hidden everywhere" - WhiteBones
Anon wants to lose weight
When you're scanning the room for the assassin and he spots you first.
Lit af
Saw this on a bathroom wall at my university and thought it was pretty funny
Savage Wonder Woman
Business Idea...
answer in comments
Flu shots at Walgreens.
Winter is coming. Be prepared.
Twitter memefesto
Not mine. Cannot stop laughing.
(ear rape)
Burger King used "It" to throw major shade at McDonalds.
When you accidentally drop a dog.
Death Toll
the motivation of a pirate
There are two kinds of girls
My girlfriend is a dog trainer. Anytime she takes photos of her dogs, she causes a ruckus. Lake Louise, Canada
Out of nowhere, my dog decided today was the day he used the tiny ladder instead of the stairs to get out of the pool for some reason
Congratulations.
lots of bones in that movie
VonBaron Ultimate
the apple never hit him #fakenews
Count
Did it feel good tho
Kids in the 90's playing games on a PC