GET THE F*CK OFF MY TOMB! F*CKING FLESHIE F*GS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'd rather go with "Lit boiiis xD 100 100 100"
Coach thinks he's funny...
I wonder what about all the other countries
So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....
one of the most influential skeletons of his time.
it's called hentai and it's art
Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper
And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself
The hell u doin dude!!
How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.
You will never look at this the same way
Can't wait for another one Next Week
One of them is doing it wrong.
My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday
upgrading
I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.
This could be you, but your living.
Smiles At The Airport
When English majors get drunk.
Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately
Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show
This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.
Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus
Ian at it again
Office got a new shredder
My high school used the black panthers logo on our student ID's.
Yardsale!
They’re already here...
Overmeme
No way, there must be something else to it
On first base, Sleve McDichael!
Better get to making them then!
The Trident of Poseidon
Sometimes when I look at my mousetrap I see a mouse, other times I see a Little klansman with stubby arms.
I left this baby growth chart in a Babies R Us
Now I can become a vegetarian.
Walked past this scene the other day. Some shit was definitely going down...
RealFoodArt
What a wholesome meme... wait what
"there is a doot hidden everywhere" - WhiteBones
Anon wants to lose weight
When you're scanning the room for the assassin and he spots you first.
Lit af
Saw this on a bathroom wall at my university and thought it was pretty funny
Savage Wonder Woman
Business Idea...
answer in comments
Flu shots at Walgreens.
Winter is coming. Be prepared.
Twitter memefesto
Not mine. Cannot stop laughing.
(ear rape)
Burger King used "It" to throw major shade at McDonalds.
When you accidentally drop a dog.
Death Toll
the motivation of a pirate
There are two kinds of girls
My girlfriend is a dog trainer. Anytime she takes photos of her dogs, she causes a ruckus. Lake Louise, Canada
Out of nowhere, my dog decided today was the day he used the tiny ladder instead of the stairs to get out of the pool for some reason
Congratulations.
lots of bones in that movie
VonBaron Ultimate
the apple never hit him #fakenews
Count
Did it feel good tho
Kids in the 90's playing games on a PC
( ( ( E X P A N D E D I N T E L E C T ) ) )
Combining flavour of the month with the usual
Beautiful.
his IQ isnt high enough
My friend's daughter + flowers
Today a man walked into my dad's office and was asked how tall he was and if he played basketball. He passed these out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
spooky facts
My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious
Lost my Dawg!
Soviet Union
Firefighter
This kid needs to be hired directly out of college
This Honest Danger Sign
Zombies?
Anon goes through space and time
Kinda...
Gay cancer
I played Super Mario World with my mom today. She mentioned things I'll never unsee.
My friend's shirt.
Numbers can
Some software could learn a thing or two from Avast. I'm looking at you, Windows.
Subtle differences
Rough life as a New York kid
Maybe not the best message
Hands down, best first sentence of a math problem ever
I tried to photograph a sweet moment of my dogs cuddling, instead I captured the spawn of satan
And to think my father said I would never amount to anything.
Well worth the wait!
My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers
Had to post this.
It's morphin ' time!
My pen lost it’s clip and looks terrified of what might happen next...