My stepdaughter has crazy hair day at school today, how did we do?

Grandmother buys daughters new born their first book without reading it first

Being this new

There shall be enough spooks for everyone

Almost too relatable

If Muslims have bombs and white people assault rifles, he probably would have a katana and shurikens

My roomba is so over dramatic

One of my favourite moments on Fururama

Dude is hyped about Popeyes on Cottage and 47th

calcium>cola

"Are those fists?"

Don't let the cat out! Ever!

Canis Mola

Yes ive been playing it, its goood

Those THX sounds effects though.

Caught my cats having sex like humans..

hey, thats pretty nice

IQ too high for Madagascar

Imperial Chinese flag

Finally a prequel of notable quality

spooky edit

Apparently humans experience this too

When u try to ascend to Indian, but you get quicly reminded u r the lowest tier..

Endless possibilities

shit? post

>.<

When you set the incline on the exercise bike to max

nice

McCommies

public declaration

How to protect yourself from diseases step 1

My local brewery just purchased a new transport truck

Owwie

Dad built a new bird feeder. It attracted this weird looking chicken

GET THE F*CK OFF MY TOMB! F*CKING FLESHIE F*GS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'd rather go with "Lit boiiis xD 100 100 100"

Coach thinks he's funny...

I wonder what about all the other countries

So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....

one of the most influential skeletons of his time.

it's called hentai and it's art

Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper

And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself

The hell u doin dude!!

How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.

You will never look at this the same way

Can't wait for another one Next Week

One of them is doing it wrong.

My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday

upgrading

I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

This could be you, but your living.

Smiles At The Airport

When English majors get drunk.

Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately

Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show

This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.

Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus

Ian at it again

Office got a new shredder

My high school used the black panthers logo on our student ID's.

Yardsale!

They’re already here...

Overmeme

No way, there must be something else to it

On first base, Sleve McDichael!

Better get to making them then!

The Trident of Poseidon

Sometimes when I look at my mousetrap I see a mouse, other times I see a Little klansman with stubby arms.

I left this baby growth chart in a Babies R Us

Now I can become a vegetarian.

Walked past this scene the other day. Some shit was definitely going down...

RealFoodArt

What a wholesome meme... wait what

"there is a doot hidden everywhere" - WhiteBones

Anon wants to lose weight

When you're scanning the room for the assassin and he spots you first.

Lit af

Saw this on a bathroom wall at my university and thought it was pretty funny

Savage Wonder Woman

Business Idea...

answer in comments

Flu shots at Walgreens.

Winter is coming. Be prepared.

Twitter memefesto

Not mine. Cannot stop laughing.

(ear rape)

Burger King used "It" to throw major shade at McDonalds.

When you accidentally drop a dog.

Death Toll

the motivation of a pirate

There are two kinds of girls

My girlfriend is a dog trainer. Anytime she takes photos of her dogs, she causes a ruckus. Lake Louise, Canada

Out of nowhere, my dog decided today was the day he used the tiny ladder instead of the stairs to get out of the pool for some reason

Congratulations.

lots of bones in that movie

VonBaron Ultimate

the apple never hit him #fakenews

Count

Did it feel good tho