"Not a book you will forget"

That's a sweet looking donut hairdo, dad. Let's not forget thanksgiving is right around the corner

I got a new couch, thinking of doing all the job interviews here.

When you don't practice what you preach

Since we're going for it , look at my nephew

Smellya.... later? Only in Maine

Dirty Hoey

aw yiss

Waiting to pick up a metal band at the airport

Don't text and walk -- this happens every couple of months

Nothing is written in stone.....

Cyborg

Your soda bottle and mermaid were pretty damn good. How about my donut?

Chat disabled

Welcome to Hogwarts

My Professor is single and ready to mingle

I'm in veterinary school. In my nutrition lecture on obesity my professor blacked out the eyes of all the animals included to preserve their dignity

stupid dog

How to piss the internet off in one pic

Which one are you going with?

Outside of my local pub

Duolingo's made up sentence went full ShowerThoughts

Smoker’s Logic

Pick your “Sheen” sign at Home Depot

I saw we were doing crazy hair day pics... how did my wife do?

You came to the wrong fridge...

I hate when it happens

Because *** the laws of invertebrate anatomy

Even if it is not your fault....

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old!

Adult lunchables

Anon goes on vacation

Shitty meme but *** you I laughed

So in the middle of the civil war someone went ' you know what this country needs? A delicious steak sauce'

My simple mind can't even begin to fathom his genius

G O O D B O Y E serves justice swiftly.

Halloween idea

It just doesn’t...

overrated i'd say

Turns my little dog into the big dog

'I'm not hungry'

My stepdaughter has crazy hair day at school today, how did we do?

Grandmother buys daughters new born their first book without reading it first

Being this new

There shall be enough spooks for everyone

Almost too relatable

If Muslims have bombs and white people assault rifles, he probably would have a katana and shurikens

My roomba is so over dramatic

One of my favourite moments on Fururama

Dude is hyped about Popeyes on Cottage and 47th

calcium>cola

"Are those fists?"

Don't let the cat out! Ever!

Canis Mola

Yes ive been playing it, its goood

Those THX sounds effects though.

Caught my cats having sex like humans..

hey, thats pretty nice

IQ too high for Madagascar

Imperial Chinese flag

Finally a prequel of notable quality

spooky edit

Apparently humans experience this too

When u try to ascend to Indian, but you get quicly reminded u r the lowest tier..

Endless possibilities

shit? post

>.<

When you set the incline on the exercise bike to max

nice

McCommies

public declaration

How to protect yourself from diseases step 1

My local brewery just purchased a new transport truck

Owwie

Dad built a new bird feeder. It attracted this weird looking chicken

GET THE F*CK OFF MY TOMB! F*CKING FLESHIE F*GS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'd rather go with "Lit boiiis xD 100 100 100"

Coach thinks he's funny...

I wonder what about all the other countries

So my doctor told me to test the sedatives on my cat prior to his first plane ride.....

one of the most influential skeletons of his time.

it's called hentai and it's art

Review of "Young Sheldon" in the University of Rochester student newspaper

And you don't have to spend money for another person, so you can be broke all for yourself

The hell u doin dude!!

How my buddy Todd gave his notice at his job. His name is Todd by the way. This is classic Todd.

You will never look at this the same way

Can't wait for another one Next Week

One of them is doing it wrong.

My grandma texted me this and told me she was going to wear it to church this sunday

upgrading

I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today.

This could be you, but your living.

Smiles At The Airport

When English majors get drunk.

Been hitting the gym pretty hard lately

Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood I edit TV intros to say the wrong TV show

This is how my dog looks at me... nearly all the time.

Google Maps thinks I'm Jesus