He had the chance

My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" and I just found out why...

Existential Nightmare on Elm Street

Punishment for wearing those shoes

Kid is swole!

I've seen this raw strength in the room once

seems like someone is keeping eyes on everything around

Swift package delivery

Someone at the city hall is lazy.

Well Played China!

Terms and conditions for gift cards at Shakespeare's Pizza

This door mat at my dad's senior living.

Am I doing this jack-o-lantern thing right?

RA(w)R x3

Back to the Future trailer

What happens in space, stays in space

one week left

Art Appreciation

fake news begone

Stolen

2 = 2

ad absurdum

Don't you hate it when people bump into you in a parking lot?

FBI

falcoooon PUNCH

DNA just over the legal limit.

Still funny

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Wishing her husband, Ryan Reynolds a happy birthday

I'm just kind of proud of this...

Saw this on someone front lawn

Daniel Tosh on taking tests

Ranch day

Found my new tagline.

Depeche Mode

My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume

Halloween costumes just aren't what they used to be

A friend of mine posted this to his Snapchat story.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

u r g e n t

I made a bumper sticker.

this scene is wierder than I remember

water

The left door perfectly describes the right door’s condition.

My boyfriend puts magnets on the back of twisted tea lids. I had fun while he was at work today.

We all bork down here

Beard oil ads be like

Wanted to make the goofiest looking pumpkin I could. I think I did alright

The Boston Tickle Party

Five Seconds

There’s no better way to go out

a new era begins

WISE DOggo

This made my Monday morning commute a little more tolerable.

Stall Humor, level: University

Ogre-load

Everyone needs to unwind somehow...

Don't Tell Bert

You gotta be the hero

Indeed, Soviet wall sign.

Sponsored by the International Plumbing Association.

Left the packet open and come back to this gecko inside chilling with a marshmallow

yes

The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness...

T H I C C

Enuff is enuff - we've had it!

My Very religious friends asked me to check on their 18y/o son while they were away. I sent them this picture of their house...

When you ask your friends what they think of your jacket...

when you're depressed but not depressed enough to kill yourself

This is an actual room number..

The 5 stages of Gondola

TMNT the original

mission complete! respect +

Don't knock it till you try it...

eat ass

when i introduce me and my german friends

Jond, Bames Jond

Sir Patrick Stewart

I just got a normal fortune cookie, but I did not expect that.

Life is though

Ranch day!! Yum...

man’s best friend

My friend is a math teacher but works at the haunted forest on the weekends. Here she is grading 150 tests in the best way possible.

Ah, the sweet (de)evolution

Kind of relatable.

The way this center candle melted....

it's not just Ahmed..

Goof looking

It’s rover raggy

Yesterday my little sister said she was going to make a walking stick, I assumed she meant one for helping you walk, but today I found this on the front porch

Sauce : Fallout new vegas

I carved the scariest pumpkin I could imagine.

When food is more important than the law.

Dark comedy is the best comedy

What you see VS what she sees

I love calvin and hobbes

Told my 3 and 4 yr olds to put the toilet paper under the sink... must be more specific next time

This father at the birth of his first child

A restaurant in Maine gets it.

Over here sarge