Scissor me!

haha cute dogo

My roommate's dog is the perfect incarnation of this comic

OU WACHA WACHA WACHA

Don't turn around

I remember these

Clearly, a stupid purchase.

Heroes never die, unfortunately

"ClungebobCumpants"

I will do magic in the comments

If this isn’t a sign, I don’t know what is.

A circle thingy.

Game review 101

And you thought the German’s didn’t have a sense of humour...

ħ@ħ@ ¥€$

This Bud Light sign

Family friendly bowling alley?

How to show her that you really care...

I made a dad joke during our ultrasound. Unfortunately, my son apparently shares his mother's sense of humor.

My dog’s reaction to his brother getting a bath

Saw this guy on the way to work this morning. He’s in a ruff spot

If you ever get stranded in your saucer

This new image recognition software on the Google Pixel II is amazing

Who's that Pokemon?

i wanna read it

Big Little Face, meet Little Big Face.

Little Ladies

Has to share

When you bring Game of Thrones into real life but the police are in on it.

My 3 Year old nephew asked me to read him his fortune....

Anon works at McDonalds

Haunted house

Im Toxic Fanbase Riiiick!

Jump

Nice save brother

Sandy meme

Tom is a lucky man.

Anon has a realization

Beautifully explained!

Looking Stupid

i dont think they understand

The hero Russia deserves

Nanna Nanna Nanna Nanna...

Wholesome Beetles

Oh... the accuracy.

Spiltscreen problems.

more screaming

Zach

yes

He had the chance

My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" and I just found out why...

Existential Nightmare on Elm Street

Punishment for wearing those shoes

Kid is swole!

I've seen this raw strength in the room once

seems like someone is keeping eyes on everything around

Swift package delivery

Someone at the city hall is lazy.

Well Played China!

Terms and conditions for gift cards at Shakespeare's Pizza

This door mat at my dad's senior living.

Am I doing this jack-o-lantern thing right?

RA(w)R x3

Back to the Future trailer

What happens in space, stays in space

one week left

Art Appreciation

fake news begone

Stolen

2 = 2

ad absurdum

Don't you hate it when people bump into you in a parking lot?

FBI

falcoooon PUNCH

DNA just over the legal limit.

Still funny

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

Wishing her husband, Ryan Reynolds a happy birthday

I'm just kind of proud of this...

Saw this on someone front lawn

Daniel Tosh on taking tests

Ranch day

Found my new tagline.

Depeche Mode

My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume

Halloween costumes just aren't what they used to be

A friend of mine posted this to his Snapchat story.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

u r g e n t

I made a bumper sticker.

this scene is wierder than I remember

water

The left door perfectly describes the right door’s condition.

My boyfriend puts magnets on the back of twisted tea lids. I had fun while he was at work today.

We all bork down here

Beard oil ads be like

Wanted to make the goofiest looking pumpkin I could. I think I did alright

The Boston Tickle Party

Five Seconds

There’s no better way to go out