I just found out I am being transferred to Alabama. This is the greeting I am expecting.

ah.

Jabaited

Sporty exhaust

My sister takes Halloween very seriously. Even the dog has to get involved.

I had no idea this was a thing....

This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor - it emits a loud squeal when his wagon is too close to an obstruction

If you like someone set them free...

Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispite' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

You can't block THE TRUTH

Hahahhaha

I miss parody movies like this..

Traffic School need to update

That burns so bad even the Dad felt it.

I have some terrible news

Oddly satisfying to watch.

Last supper

First time I’m reading a post that speaks to me as an individual

Druggos

The top three consderations when opening a new business are, location, location, location.

Work Emails

Blimey

Walking

Ever wondered why purple was never used in flags?

Bro code is important.

There are two types of girls...

Confess...Confess...

Safety first

Everything changes with a different perspective.

Cmon Sharon

Just do it

Reminder to always check your children’s candy

720P vs 4K

Anti-bullying Starts With Parents

Every ***ing halloween

Of course

Subtle signs that you are a real man

Best Air Bud costume review

We`ll be right back!

"This car was seized from a heroin dealer." I might be in the wrong profession

I have osteoporosis

Could be repost: 'Male guide to washing up'

LPT by Buddha

Local pumpkin contest had 2 pumpkins boxing each other!

The frappucino Starbucks ad is so well drawn-- as if it was drawn by an art major.

I was the female version of chunk in fourth grade

And I thought my budget was tight...

$20 is $20 after all

I. DECLARE. INDEPENDENCE

Help Steven

Outstanding balance

When you and your best friend have a strange sense of humor

Wal-Mart should probably start looking into an age limit for their door greeters...

"What should we name this truck?" "Dunno, just pick two random words."

If you google 'Missionary position', the first images are 2 Mormon missionaries in a range of positions.

When that tab of *** is ""accidentally"" open

Best costume I've seen in my entire life. This kid is going places. HEY YOUUUU GUYSSSSSSS!

I don't watch many westerns, but this movie series got pretty dark

Finally! Cooking instructions written for single guys

Wireless Shower Head

So our IT guy went to climb Mt. Everest

"I did naht hit her. I did naht! Oh, hi Thor."

Sponge Beb

anon ***s his mom

Hacks

7GB is quite weak tho

Gay I'm not

Austin Powers

God I love sequel memes

Heaven’s tasty

Toyota Recall

I thought maybe it was just me....

in search for bob n vagene - the tale of durgesh

When your significant other isnt the brightest...

Japan gets paid by the mile not the hour

This still relevant?

New Satanic Temple Billboard.

How much ship could a ship ship, ship, if a ship ship could ship ships?

What’s yours?

That moment you realise we're in the BAD future

This Ace ventura tattoo

Someone went to the Celtics/Bucks game as Milhouse from the Simpsons and read a Radioactive Man comic during every timeout. Now that's commitment.

Everyone needs such a course

not enough weebmemes here

get bamboozled

OGnostradamus

Not like this

ugh

I'd also rather die, then stop shitposting

These fingers are touching God

My friend's glorious bathroom artwork.

The Last Samurai

Anon is right

He just woke up with no balls.

This man dressed up as a delivery man to steal a case of beer... he deserves it

Spoopy Scary Skeletons

NANI?

Ay Harambe

Trying to fit in like

My hotel had a “special requests” box when reserving. I told them I feel more at home with a framed photo of Christopher Walken