Dairy Queen has gotten a new slogan.

yup.

Harry, it's our calling card. We're the wet bandits!

I guess beggars CAN be choosers.

US Presidents through history

Dodging life's bullshit like...

My mom is always asking for pictures of me. One craigslist ad seeking a pregnant woman and $50 later, this is what I sent her.

Googled my house, found my cat looking for attention

Halloween group custom !

My fiancé is a dork

Saturday vs. Sunday

My buddy was the United Airlines Passenger

My carving masterpiece

wheeze

My girlfriend and I went full Bob's Burgers along with some friends for Halloween last night, somehow didn't realize the incestual implications until afterwards

Saw the PSBattle on the front page and thought of this picture

Shit, I'm badly Screwed!

Someone want peesha

Y es

Ironically I'm Loving​ it.

✈️ Welcome aboard United Airlines ✈️ please remain seated until we reaccomodate you

Got room for one more if you still wanna go to Aspen. My wife and I for Halloween.

Low cost GoT Halloween costume

All my enemies are toast.

See what I did there?

hahaaha yAs

Minimum Viable Product...

Red being Red

Yoink!

My friend's Halloween costume:

What a difference a year makes

If Google says so.

Shape distribution in a box of Lucky Charms

Technically not wrong....

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If I'm gonna be a princess for Halloween, I'm definitely gonna be a taco princess.

Last night was our wedding and actor Steve Zahn was staying at our hotel. He was super nice and had us do this goofy pose.

Happy Halloween ***s

What a comment!

My friend's Halloween costume

Molly doesn't bite people, she judges them

Was I not supposed to stare at it?

Was the biggest lie of my childhood

My sister and brother in law’s Halloween costume

Excellent store policy

Good times were had by most at the pumpkin party

Halloween tea.

Introducing Amazon Slav

a fly and a guy...

Why witches prefer black cats

I didn't think about this before, but i will now.

How to get a job in 2017

Anyway how is your sex life

How about a kiss

mobile grannys

The room doesn't matter...

One night stand anyone?

Harrison Ford said he will remember her as funny and emotionally fearless

durgesh = op bamboozle

Literally understandings

Me the next morning

Anyway...s

The two lords.

This is stupid, but love it.

My brother's Halloween Costume this year

mcvnh

Someone needs to turn down that sass level...

fukin durgesh

Top secret

***ing furries

Undefeated

Apply on every store pls

Don't have candy? place empty bowl with note outside, kids will think other kids took all the candy

It is normal for Wal-Mart though

nat 20 on stealth roll

WHANTISTHISTHINGHUMANBEING?!

ITS A DODECAHEDRON PEOPLE WAKE UP

Best friends

Windows 10 in a nutshell.

JoPost

This picture makes me uncomfortable

Spotted on Ohio State's campus...

This sign at the pig enclosure, Dublin zoo.

When your friend told you he couldn't make it tonight and you see him out...

Craig & Smokey

Realistic Halloween Costume

She just doesn't communicate with me...

My wife told me this fork was for the crab....I remain dubious.

Great Noise Cancellation!

2 to 4 years

I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree.

Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem

A costume we can all relate to

My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival

Be proud of what you like

Me Right Now!

Quality

Party on, Single life.

Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said

With love , anything is possible