Realistic Halloween Costume

She just doesn't communicate with me...

My wife told me this fork was for the crab....I remain dubious.

Great Noise Cancellation!

2 to 4 years

I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the "adult" tree.

Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem

A costume we can all relate to

My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival

Be proud of what you like

Me Right Now!

Quality

Party on, Single life.

Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said

With love , anything is possible

Today I learned that Jason Alexander played a muscular vagina on Star Trek

Happy Halloween.

When your joke ruins a conversation, but you amused yourself.

Rock Star Developer

Good luck, kid...

Ayy caramba

This is life.

The coffee maker at my office was out of order

Editing

This billboard literally makes no sense

A Peter and her shadow

Whoever you are...thanks?

My dad bought me a shower curtain, I don’t think he took the time to read it

An Oldie but Goldie. BBC News frontpage on the death of TV reality star Jade Goody.

That's..... quite an unfortunate design

Not as easy as it looks

Jangled

Me and Depression !!

My friends went to a costume contest in South Korea and needed to take a leak.

prepor 2 b bambozzl

This “dad bod Fanny pack” on a girl made me do a double take.

Chuck's winters be like....

Open bob

Everyone wants to be Chris Pratt

So much respect for this guy.

Jacket Off

I need this at work

Wish my girl was as open minded as Wendy.

When Youtube gives an unskippable ad

Even the dude in the ad is calling bullshit

We had a puppy party and someone wanted to bring their human child. We agreed, on one condition...

Barber: What kinda cut you want? Dude: Ever seen the moon? Barber: Say no more..

Still makes me laugh every time

Some real sick people in this world.

I'm depressed

***ing squirrels

Fukin lyin' lefties

legit

Or individuals whom'st observe Dora the Explorer

I just found out I am being transferred to Alabama. This is the greeting I am expecting.

ah.

Jabaited

Sporty exhaust

My sister takes Halloween very seriously. Even the dog has to get involved.

I had no idea this was a thing....

This Chinese farmer invented the original backup sensor - it emits a loud squeal when his wagon is too close to an obstruction

If you like someone set them free...

Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispite' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

You can't block THE TRUTH

Hahahhaha

I miss parody movies like this..

Traffic School need to update

That burns so bad even the Dad felt it.

I have some terrible news

Oddly satisfying to watch.

Last supper

First time I’m reading a post that speaks to me as an individual

Druggos

The top three consderations when opening a new business are, location, location, location.

Work Emails

Blimey

Walking

Ever wondered why purple was never used in flags?

Bro code is important.

There are two types of girls...

Confess...Confess...

Safety first

Everything changes with a different perspective.

Cmon Sharon

Just do it

Reminder to always check your children’s candy

720P vs 4K

Anti-bullying Starts With Parents

Every ***ing halloween

Of course

Subtle signs that you are a real man

Best Air Bud costume review

We`ll be right back!

"This car was seized from a heroin dealer." I might be in the wrong profession

I have osteoporosis

Could be repost: 'Male guide to washing up'

LPT by Buddha

Local pumpkin contest had 2 pumpkins boxing each other!

The frappucino Starbucks ad is so well drawn-- as if it was drawn by an art major.

I was the female version of chunk in fourth grade