13,544 Silver Club
The 80s - when being drunk in the bathroom was a real challenge
Apparently someone in the neighborhood was handing out tricks instead of treats.
Starbucks baristas dressed as In n Out employees for Halloween
Clippy up to his old tricks.
A true gift from god
Kill me soon
I got more compliments from parents than trick or treaters.
When shit gets real on Halloween night.
NOT EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE
Shigeru got it right
Everyday Life as an Alarm Clock
Nobody else dressed up, but that says more about them than it does about me
He made the face without being prompted
Out loud I laughed
Toddler dresses up as Grandma for Halloween
A coworker of mine is named Jon Hammond. He spared no expense on his Halloween costume.
You know it’s true.
My friend had no idea what she wanted to be for Halloween yesterday. Today, when we expected her costume-less, she walked into class like this.
My mom died on Sunday. I took Monday off. I came in to the office today to find my coworkers had left a sympathy card on my desk and building management had left me a... stain remover pen.
Some Sikh Halloween costumes
This is my entire conversation with my girlfriend's sister.
Co-workers keep stealing my creamer. Hopefully this chart helps
My dad usually wears a suit and tie to work everyday, but today....
These kids for Halloween
Back to our ancestors language
My pregnant wife went all out for Halloween!
My little sister bought a car and it was stolen in less than a week, her roommate sent me this
This guy wins Halloween.
Make sure to check out my SoundCloud
It snowed in Michigan today. It begins.
What I wore today to my job at a weed store
I'm at the same office as the friend in at the DMV
Express Men’s is proud to present their new line, the Tyrone Biggums collection
look kids a falling star
My friend tried to post an artsy Instagram post, so of course I had to give him shit for it.
My eyes are up here, Snapchat...
God damn Lutherans...
The ghost of Cringemas past.
Some of my dad's employees dressed up as him for Halloween. I think they nailed it.
Arrow in the knee
Get ready for the switch...
Halloween costume in Australia
So my friend went to the DMV on Halloween...
Actually I wanted to go jogging, but it looks like rain.
Toa of Virginity
Sernerk the hargeherg
My son got to choose his costume this year
Ohh...Spherical Cloud !! "Aliens thinks they are smart huh..."
People sicken me
Wrestling is really dumb
Those dang moths keep getting bigger every year!
The pumpkin my dad carved this year
The Ottawa senators logo without eyebrows
If movies influenced how we see people
Honorable last wish
The good news is the housing market is on the rebound.
So I found this today at my moms work......
This halloween cartoon.
Put on a happy face
Commander in chief
Get ready for takeoff
D U R G E S H ' D
fkn f a s t
RemindMe Bot told me to post this today
This one cracks me up
Alright, let's get that engine purrin again.
Even bots feel the pain of existence
Halloween is great
My dogs anthem...
The top student at Chogborts!
We get it. You vape.
Death comes for us all
An erection, but fancier.
They have been found
My Dad who is blind dressed as a pirate for Halloween.
Did you know that Apollo 10 received a strange broadcast? Spooky.
My sister and her boyfriends Halloween costumes this year
Tacos please Zulthar
This 3rd grade math problem...
Finally! A bathroom for me and my enormous WANKER.
Scooby memes 24/7
Ran into old fam
Can I please make an announcement?
Steals my pillow then snores right in my face.