Phrasing!!

Don't mess with Pump-Kun

This bloke in front of me in traffic. Legend.

WE CANT LOSE THIS SITE

It was foggy the last 2 days. Decided to make my fear as a kid come to life.

you activated my trap card

Its time to end it here and now!

This pun mite just take off

Found on a word cloud website that uses the ‘Sexsmith’ font

Oh, Hello There

12 years early

Grandfather of the Season.

They want revenge

The sandwich

The time has come. Do your jobs.

My sister's Meat Wad pumpkin

sweet release

"merry christmas you filthy animal"

Helsinki welcomes its tourists

This is a great billboard

When people complain that your holiday is racist

CPU's not hot

Ice Cream Anyone?

he gay boi

Seen on the highway... Someone had fun with this placement.

Hi. Can i get you a drink?

Burger King dresses up as McDonald’s for Halloween.

getting dark

Back to the Peru

The Navy held a mass casualty drill yesterday.

Snoops Costume

Very high quality deep sleeping

Funny because it’s true

Anon and his life

One of the funniest Halloween costumes I've seen this year : Guy was dressed as a stock photo

How dare you? This is not the month for such things

Diddly-doo

Protect yourself from the flute

Local Starbucks very excited for their one year

Chris Pratt with his son dressed up for Halloween

Woven by god.

I was taking a picture through my window and this happened.

My pregnant belly helped me this Halloween. I present to you: Nacho Libre Maternity Wear

Hey James! Can you please do your thing.

Anon doesn't think too far

Denial at its finest

I figure this is the last year my son won't care what he is for Halloween

Anon is beta

It was only a kiss it was only a kiss...

Anon plays the long game

It's about to get real

Disabled elderly pregnant children

Saving time!

My nephew was born with the Harry Potter birthmark so my brother made the best of his first Halloween

Good call, Body Paint Company.

They're really focusing down their audience these days

Someone is upset with their cat

This looks like a dangerous situation

Older

It's equality

You're being accused of sexual assault, how do you plead?

My American Psycho costume

Caution label for these slippers I just bought

We'll never know for sure

The smoke detector: most annoying life-saver ever?

BlackGuy_irl

When you have just moved house and its your girlfriend's birthday.

Please excuse the autistic cartoons

My daughter learned her spot in the car today.

I'm fat and I'm pregnant and I have no shame.

I think my friend’s kids may have won Halloween

I don’t know. Maybe, I might

When you got no legs, seize the opportunity!

This would have been an improvement to EVERY boys childhood...

This costume

Bet her boyfriend was just glad she showed up

So my buddy posted a sign outside his restaurant at lunch and by dinner, this happened...

Frankenweenie

My mail order bride costume

Snuggle Buddies For Life

I bet they also believe communism works

Blood

Damn that hurts

Honhonhon

Ｉ＇Ｍ　ＧＡＹ

Lata nerds

I forgot to buy candy so I improvised

CNN never misses a chance for a remote broadcast

ET frenchie style

When you know you can make this costume better than anybody else

I Draw Cats

"happy" halloween everybody

Saw this pilot at the airport, yesterday.

I told him to pick something cute for Halloween!

Bart, can we stop for lemons?

Number 1

I’m never ordering a seal from ebay again.

2spooky4me

The 80s - when being drunk in the bathroom was a real challenge

Apparently someone in the neighborhood was handing out tricks instead of treats.