simpsposting

Always Waiting

Humping the Vet before neutering #ballsout #lasthump

David Spade portrait + Neil Young Quote + attributed to Kurt Cobain RIP = awesomeness

Spotted this at my work place.

The Oscars 2018 after 2017’s sex scandals

Why you should never put a bald guy on the cover of your paper

Somewhere, in a secret emergency meeting of celebrities

Avocato

M'lamp

America runs on

Life tip- brilliant solution

Accidents happen

“Strong independent woman seeking porn star to pay my way through life”

your daily amount of self loathing

My mind is telling me NOOoOo!

Boi

One more spin

But nothing comes out when they move their lips, Just a bunch of gibberish

As a parent pushing 40, I've never related to a bumper sticker more...

Tired of the shit

We are picking up our husbands after their deployment. I wasn’t aware we were making signs.

Be careful of your kindness.

T H I C C

I also like how "as ***" is now used as a measurement tool

Blackadder was bomb

Multi-ethnic Panda

Wait.....what!?

As a parent, the best birthday card I've ever received. The toilet humor is strong in our house.

Hilarious kittens fight

Hey, what the...?

Dong

https://goo.gl/rgMpqn

Animation company w/ top animators, this pumpkin won their carving competition

Gore

Hot

Denying thots left and right

Your dad is 44

Russian Mario

Making stacks on stacks from being useless sounds good — still making me feel useless *sigh*

I think this is absolutely hilarious

The fellas know the struggle..

I mean it's kind of true.

Baby girl confused by father's twin brother.

It is a landfill

While shopping for exercise equipment I came across an honest question...

I sat on the ground after a sweaty run

Pigeon forgot how to pigeon

Biggest idiot of the century

This isn't your usual game of soccer...this is EXTREME SOCCER!

...For her pleasure

Kids are Oblivious

Let me just... Rest my eyes real qui-

When you can’t see all the notes

I Catalan't right now

Limited time only

What’s wrong with candlelight?

A local cat that my neighbour has nicknamed 'Kitler'

The joke's on you Bois... I don't speak weeb

You can't hide forever!

Urinal etiquette.

Woaaah, we're halfway there, WOOAA-OOOOAAAAH...

These gift pranks are getting worse...

Yeah you’d better write that down Sigmund

we're all living in 2017, while these men live in russia

Not all superheroes are created equal

Nature's oldest rivals finally put to the test

Link is a True Hugeloler

At my local pet food store.

I did but some problems were a little , “ruff”

I dont trust Toyota's new grass fed Hybrid.

He gon

relatable

Kevin Gaycey

Lel

the ting goes oooohhh

gottem

Kevin Spacey creates job opportunity for Minority

Don’t worry CVS, it happens to a lot of guys.

how to saturday

This company is going places!

Livin' the dream

Checked the member reviews for Area 51 on Netflix, was not disappointed.

WAIT... What happened to the rock?

My wife is a financial advisor and recently gave a savings class to 7th graders. This is on her thank you card from them.

Nailing the basics.

Not sure these adverts are quite hitting their target audience...

Star crossed lovers

For Halloween my wife and I dressed up as Tinker Bell and Rufio from Hook 26 years later

Do not let lolivember happen. Fight the rotation!

Good call, keychain company

Dying Peacefully

Phrasing!!

Don't mess with Pump-Kun

This bloke in front of me in traffic. Legend.

WE CANT LOSE THIS SITE

It was foggy the last 2 days. Decided to make my fear as a kid come to life.

you activated my trap card

Its time to end it here and now!

This pun mite just take off