How to make friends on public transport.

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself

Et tu, Tom Hanks?

What a classy meal!

haha not relatable at all, no sir

Can't see why I should trust this doctor

Shorter days in the winter be like

Oh boy, politics posts today

w t f is language

Slav RPG

Kim Corgdashian

My cousin Ethan got an 11/12 on his spelling test, but spelled his name wrong.

No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture

This Billboard in my College Town

Well seasoned with fries

This cat pretending to be a whole roasted chicken

Our IT guy hung this on his window.

Found my high school water polo picture...not much has changed

We taught my little sister how to text yesterday, this is her first text to me ever.

My wife seriously left this for me this morning.

this eagle taking a walk

Shut up man!

One of my friends just bought a vape, and he reminds me of one of my all time favorite comics.

still don't believe in evolution?

Kevin Spacey's character in A Bug's Life is tucked away backstage at Disneyland

Life guide

A new comic from my one of my favourite comic writers Matt Melvin previously from Cyanide and Happiness.

#justgirlythings

Where do you see yourself in 40 years?

This cat at my local shelter really doesn't like people

How did you even get here?!

Kevin Spacey, Colorized, 2002

Ash watched some Ricky Martin

the original fidget spinner

Apple's Big Win...

I like to surprise my roommate...

Save some money on bills

Listen Pandora, now is not the time.

Stand up for what you believe in

comparing apples to oranges... haha gettit

24 years later, Jazz still has a point...

Also social interaction

Came home from to find my stoner roomate had made our toilet a throne.

ash

       

I'm confused

Push button, receive party?

This clears things up

No swearing on my christian twitter server

The combined faces of actors in Hollywood

I m Impressed.

Chiki briki i v damke!

First snowfall. First good driver award.

Late, just like the day I was born.

Meanwhile, in London.....

It's 4 am and I'm wasting time creating memes that will get downvoted to hell

I too tried to make peppermint swirl soap, I have some fatty bacon rolls now.

yeah ofcourse i went to a party this weekend check this epic pic

Man, dude was really committed to being a dick...

He will Return...

At least we know Meryl Streep will be there!

Things change as you get older

Won't somebody please think of the children

This man got clowned

That’s horrible! Why would they do that?

Chads back at it again

Morgan, Freeman

Could finally afford a house with a French style garden...

"Meh" - The Sky

Winners Yell

The very reason why I don't shop online

:-|)))

Hooray I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time.

An apple a day

Things my teacher can do better...

is there an app that throws rocks over 300m?

i think her mirror is broken...

educational meme

Poor Man so deep in the friend zone..

With Fries Please

repost

What a cliff hanger...

He's probably running a meme page too

Ban assault bread gun attachment

When I see an unattended loli

The RIOTS were worth it

Night Cleaner enthralled by kinetic sand

Real heroes don't wear capes

Bought a drone. Now how do I make it fly?

Damn, Beatles, that’s harsh

Is this rhetorical??

This is basically going to be the news tommorw

Now this is a fantastic idea!

This is adorable!

When you try to make peppermint swirl soap and it comes out looking like raw meat.

There's always that one chance.

this is 4chan irl

Glad we understand eachother

Why is my pizza guy commando?

Hay, girl hayyy