Saw this at a bar today

Whenever I engage in self awareness

B (title was supposed to be only B, but turns out that is too short)

Buying an EA game be like

They just go straight for the elevator shaft smh

Hi Hitler

After Giving Your Two Week Notice At Work

perfect score

Mama said there’d be days like this.

Fonts Matter

Me, seconds after accidentally calling my wife 'selfish' instead of 'selfless" during my vows.

It's easy to tell when Rick Astley had his heart broken.

There goes my parenting plan

Cosmo and Wanda thinking they slick.

I bet you're wondering how I got here. My name is coon, and this. Is my story.

god heavens look at the time

Terry Crews is a legend

S означает...

.,.

Brought him back too life

spray n pray noob cyka pidor

Science-backed, cold hard facts

"Just in case you forgot"

Internet Hierarchy Portrayed by Spongebob

Haha well that's one way to look at it

Found out my three year old daughter keeps a box with a knife, a gun, and some cash. Should I be worried?

Tell me I'm not the first one who saw a naked man at first sight...

Old picture proving why every dad should cut their children’s hair. If not to save money then to at least capture a photo like this.

They're not the best, but....

"It's been a Hollywood secret for decades"

Labor or...

The Maze

Local Charlotte bar refuses to move so apartment complex builds around it

Never a dull day.

Forgetful af

Remember to Nut

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

What's betrayal

This sign on the back of the cubicle door in my gym’s toilets

I don't think anyone's arguing at this point.

I have a grandma

Roasted!

Rick Roll Physics Paper.

14 year old me made a painting, what the *** was I thinking

Winter is just around the corner...

Mural to Kevin Spacey is now awfully sinister looking next to the entrance of a nursery!

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays..

My GF is too frugal throw away 1¢ stamps THAT AREN'T EVEN HERS!!!

Just sauce it

Savage

Dogowls

How many more?

You’re not my real lab!

Cruise Crews

Every time I leave the house. Every. Damn. Time.

Later that semester, harry hung himself.

Duck

I was peeing when i saw this on the shelf.

...........yeeeeey I quess?

Angry Onion Bird

This is why online shopping will always be more entertaining than IRL

My mom said this was one of my favorite things to do as a child.

1prayer = 1fast

My best friends name is Cody and this is completely relevant.

Some friends told me I looked like the kid from the polar express.

Experiencing British customer service after returning from Japan

How to wash your cat easily.

Huge PlayStation in the world.

Poor quicksilver..

Greatest musicians of our time

Its not disgusting :(

Bamboozled

You've got to work on that godly body

I made my boyfriend a Spotify playlist with a subtle hidden message

The latest victim of Hollywood

Apropriate

Found this in my old photos

Sure

Don't be afraid to share your ideas...

We have received so much snow recently that my dog can just look in the window when he wants to come in...

My nose during a cold...

The one on the right is a sleep specialist...

what a save

I wanna know where they got a working chandelier. lol...

muh pigeons

When your out of order sign is out of order...

penis

The title of every date I've ever been on...

Be cow-ful before you drive

To the *** with the mustard packets!

Welp....

Tacos be like

disgusting

Media got brains.....

Fresh Prince stays relevant

So hard

Keanu’s Hollywood Scandal

iPhone X: Say Hello to the Future

Looks interesting...

disappointing as fucc