The Empire Fries Back

A fox !?

Wife and I can't have kids traditionally. She sent me this this morning.

every ***ing week...

This new dark souls dlc looks amazing

...so, are there fish?

My little brother raising a toast at his friends wedding!

Dat ass doe

Viral bot is cancer

Mind Blown . . .

It was only a matter of time!

Amazon Review for Ex-Lax

Because chemtrails...

Ditto you little

The Trouble With Relationships...

Easily the biggest lie of my childhood

Children’s section at the library. c.1990.

So... it was you

A helpful suggestion

Seen this at my local Vet Clinic

This is how I imagine owning a cat is like

Net neutrality touches all corners of the web, including where you touch yourself

False alarm.

Always innovate

His sweater is LIT

The game of Life has been setting us up for disappointment

Papa spoke the truth

i i have no stakes in this riot, just getting downvoted by accountbots on hdl

This new season of Doctor Who is really pushing the boundaries

The Realest Job Interview

If male video game characters were dressed like female characters

Art is anal cheese.

Breaking news. Warner brothers celeb accused of sexual harassment.

Antique Hoverboard

This dojo teaches you how to punch a kid square in the nuts.

14 our of 14 people found this review helpful

As someone who loves cooking and cooking channels I appreciate this meme

The dangling sleeves on this T-Rex Christmas sweater

I'd like to nominate 2017's mugshot of the year award to...

There are perks being a baddie.

the dog is already dead, please don't break my window =)

Our daughter used a reversible sequin pillow to draw the "Eiffel Tower". Lol!

I miss the reign....

That's not quite how patio doors are meant to work

Found the Naval flight training manual

Roommate paid part of his rent with $100 in singles... I have questions.

Never order French Onion Soup in Thailand

This post made me laugh

I think Netflix glitched.

We're all dead.

My pervert cat is watching my girlfriend take a shower.

That ain't the ball he was trained to catch

Getting a taste of the good stuff

Road snuggles

Turns out they drain the pond in my local park during winter. This swan obviously didn't get the memo.

When someone says 'think outside the box'.

Gotta love how passionate people are about math

Habitually

We must band together!

Went to a house party where 5 girls lived :)

He’s got the right idea...

My son's note from his "Take Your Kid to Work day" observations.

"Feel the force flow through you "

I give him 30 seconds.

I’m outta here!!!

oof

Birthday card from my son. What a legend!

Jeff Goldblum rates tattoos of Jeff Goldblum

Taking a moment to reflect

Cats are learning...they are becoming aware.

Says a sign in Las Vegas.

I forgot a soda in the freezer and a dick appeared in my bottle when the ice partially melted

DBZ!!!

I thought she looked familiar too.

Someone explain the hate against EA in comments, they've always been hated so what made it this bad?

These HD 5.1 glasses are on point

The universal sign of "i may or may not make myself another sandwich"

When Gondorians are reporting your post and you've had enough

One night stands

Andre the Giant DA GAWD

Watch out for Wendy

When you don't participate in riots by still upvote every post

My ISP just posted this on Facebook

Adults insult you, kids describe you.

They see me trolling..

The naked truth about trust

Everybody has dreams....

Lord Cat!

Syrup!

Roses are red, butter is creamy,

Reflecting...

Dramatic buildup on most American TV shows.

rekt

Smoothest. Snow. Ever.

How long do you have to grind to unlock the senate though?

Nico Nico... 空襲サイレン

Thats a nice rearview mirror

Tell me why I thought this lady’s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses.

Seize the moment!

I really shouldn't find this funny....but the magic 8 ball doesn't lie.