This sheet music for Star Wars

Someone I know just retired after a long career at Comcast. Here are some of his awards and commendations he received over the years.

Ｎ　Ｕ　Ｔ　Ｅ

When you realise your vape looks like a Canadian from South park...

Lazy Susan

So shook

Post for you to upvote in comments.

Dogs have standards...apparently

Wendys owning McDonald's

My dad’s birthday card to me on my 23rd birthday.

My family’s meal plan for the week

Look at this dads poor face.

Goodbye Harold

Eminem meets Lady Gaga...

“Oil on canvas”

The result of delivering pizza to stoners in Colorado.

Graffiti level:Expert

When somebody texts you

A man for the times

This toilet paper holder is a true sign of our times

Hugelol at its finest

There are Ants in my Ant's Pants

Just an early christmas present

Photoshoots with cats ain't easy

Black Friday “deals”

EA takeing feedback from the AMA

Jojo's bizarre birb

お前はもう死んでいる

Today I learned that the world is one big cat playing with Australia.

Scary differences.

Birb from australia

The letter T from a Swedish ABC childrens book released in 1999.

The new Denny's mascot looks like a turd.

v i c e

My mom's renters found some stuff i apparently left behind years ago.

But it was such a good movie.

it doesn't fit !!!

moth 101

T.T

Important questions deserve detailed answers...

Kohls is selling the Marty Mcfly starter kit.

Legs are awful.

*dying inside intensifies*

I’m in Baltimore

Momma I get good marks

Dis meme dead, but did it deserve it?

My teacher nailed his student's phone to the wall for using it in class 20 years ago. Its still there til this day.

Dear Teenagers...

It was hardly porn!

More birbs

Drawing angry eyebrows on a baby

yes

This car seat is lit AF

Just another morning assembly at the Vampire School.

LGBTBGH2OQ+

We have to go deeper

Noot Noot

Share the Spirit

Nice job Verizon!

Making sure I save money on Black Friday.

>tfw you pronounce them that way too.

When there is acceptable content:

My brothers and sisters in retail, be sure to enjoy you thanksgiving feast

My Aunt's family portrait

Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?

being single on thanksgiving be like

Status: Single...

My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:

Well little late to post.. But be a decent human

My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book.

Calvin predicted social justice warriors back in the 90s.

Saw this driving

When you work retail and your thanksgiving shift ends before the sales start.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Act natural

Sent the wrong number a family photo, was not disappointed, happy thanksgiving y’all!

My grandpa called me over to install his favorite game on his new laptop. Sorry Pops.

‘How dare you’

Class in the classroom

Using this one tonight

Leave him be!

Condom Fails

currently

How To Build A Snowman

Shut up and take my faith!

This decoration on the wall of a local pizza place

Just rereading my Far Side books and found this gem that my younger self never caught the meaning of

My cousin was so proud of her accidental penis Turkeys. She didn’t see it until we told her.

My bad sir.

Employees: Can we get home its been 16 hours Pixar: No finish Mr Incredibles shirt I want to see the f**king nitting on it

The joke's on you...

So I exist in this wasteland... A man, reduced to a single instinct: Deliver.

The empty hopes of my teenage years

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Stupidity level = Legend

Guy Fieri has the easiest out if he needed to ditch the celebrity status.

I wasn't able to make it home for Thanksgiving this year. My dad just sent me this.

Women thinking

Every Thanksgiving my Grandpa does this to gross out my grandma

When someone tells you you're now permanently blind