Nice job Verizon!

Making sure I save money on Black Friday.

>tfw you pronounce them that way too.

When there is acceptable content:

My brothers and sisters in retail, be sure to enjoy you thanksgiving feast

My Aunt's family portrait

Who gave dad the password to the ODOT message signs?

being single on thanksgiving be like

Status: Single...

My highschool friend:"My husband just got a promotion, i'm pregnant and we just bought our first house! What have you been up too ? Me:

Well little late to post.. But be a decent human

My wife tried cooking Thanksgiving dinner for us and actually burned the cook book.

Calvin predicted social justice warriors back in the 90s.

Saw this driving

When you work retail and your thanksgiving shift ends before the sales start.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Act natural

Sent the wrong number a family photo, was not disappointed, happy thanksgiving y’all!

My grandpa called me over to install his favorite game on his new laptop. Sorry Pops.

‘How dare you’

Class in the classroom

Using this one tonight

Leave him be!

Condom Fails

currently

How To Build A Snowman

Shut up and take my faith!

This decoration on the wall of a local pizza place

Just rereading my Far Side books and found this gem that my younger self never caught the meaning of

My cousin was so proud of her accidental penis Turkeys. She didn’t see it until we told her.

My bad sir.

Employees: Can we get home its been 16 hours Pixar: No finish Mr Incredibles shirt I want to see the f**king nitting on it

The joke's on you...

So I exist in this wasteland... A man, reduced to a single instinct: Deliver.

The empty hopes of my teenage years

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Stupidity level = Legend

Guy Fieri has the easiest out if he needed to ditch the celebrity status.

I wasn't able to make it home for Thanksgiving this year. My dad just sent me this.

Women thinking

Every Thanksgiving my Grandpa does this to gross out my grandma

When someone tells you you're now permanently blind

I have never seen this before

Sense of pride

Good boy

my baby treats me so good

first world problem 2017..

When you riot only to get banned the next day

Hilarious.....

Not selfie stick.

Delicious Vegan Popsicle

why you shouldn't anthropomorphize your food

Every f. morning.

I get to take my favorite alcoholics everywhere I go!

“A man’s bookcase will tell you everything you’ll ever need to know about him.”

"Every single day”

Heeeeres johnny!

These days

Windows2001

Bobs n vagene

Last year my brother had to work on Thanksgiving. He asked me to save him a little bit of everything

This is my first time working in an office. My gf thought this would help the days pass.

“Long live the king!”

Last Christmas...

This is how the Justice League movie poster was taken

Optical Illusion Dog

The Entire Scrubs Story

Most honest verizon rep ever?

If Pompei happened today.

To be fair, all white people look the same

Carrie Fisher Tribute.

Ouch BBC.

Even the overlords are not perfect

My Grandfather is retired and he still carries around these impressive business cards.

Sage advice.

yes

it does'nt fit dude!!

Every male celebrity in 2018

Nephew’s got some realistic dreams

Updated and fixed, you're welcome. Can it get further than this?

wave

Most OPs probably

Taking it a step forward

R.I.P Daniel

Go flick yourself, light switch!

battleforthenet.com

A little help please....PLEASE!!

I bet that this site's construction supervisor had a WAY worse day than you!

german scrabble

rough enough

If cooking is not your thing...

Bought a phone from my friend and when I opened safari it was here

Just making sure we're clear

Cashier at my local Walmart is in the holiday spirit

Dubstep birb

The perfect Christmas gift doesn't exi...

Windows2001

a shit pie has spoken

Hopping crow

Windows2001