To clarify things, the crow doesn't get hit by a car and hops his way to his crow date at a nice pizza restaurant down town. They have a couple drinks and laugh as they both have the same humour. The lady crow looks at our hopping friend and says she has had enough food and asks if he wants to drink some coffee at her home. "Caw caw caw caw" he says which translates to "I don't really like coffee", but she just smiles and says she has something much better.

They go to her crow nest, where they make hot passionate love and less than two months later the female crow is pregnant with a cute crow egg. They get married and go on a honeymoon to Hollywood to shit on the carwindows of rich kids.

Our hopping crow gets a job at the berrypick factory of his stepdad and life is looking good, his wife is beautiful as ever and their newborn son said his first caw. But unbenowst to him the pool cleaner Eduardo is sleeping with his wife, something he discovers as he comes a couple hours earlier from work. "Caw caw caw caw!!!1!!" Our crow screams as he smashes Eduardo's stupid face in to the table next to the bed. His wife runs out of the room crying taking the little crow with her to her parents.

The next week they see each other in court where our hopping crow is being judged for killing Eduardo. His wife and son are in the room constantly crying, as his wife pleads that she is sorry and if he would just take him back, but our crow doesn't want to hear anything about it. The big judge crow sits down and begins his verdict. "Caw caw caw caw caw ... caw caw caw" the judge says. The crows lawyer ask the judges how much his bail will be and the judge answers: "Caw caw caw (Which translates to: "About three fiddy")

i swear if this crow gets hit by a car i will find out where you live and send you boxes full of my shit

YES!
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upvote cuz no gore and a little bit of happiness shining from a website deeply lost in depression disguised as sarcasm

100% convinced it was going to end with the crow getting run over by a car.

At the end I was like "please dont get hit by a car"

just walk, but like, up

Even the birds in Japan are weird

half expected a car to hit it and have a tire screech-crunch sound effect overlayed.