The jokes on you, I’m in my late 30’s

Skill - 100

Linux 2003

My friend is visiting Amsterdam and saw this.

they probably forgot to like

From @bad_science_jokes on instagram

Capitalize & Conquer

Headed straight for the FP

yes

Get your shit together, Voldemort

I'm a nerd and I picked out my own shower curtain

magnum opus

Finally an explanation for Pai and Verizon mongoloids

If God created the Sun in the fourth day...

Pray for my girl

Am I too late for sharing Shower Curtains? Married and this one always unnerves any guests we have

How Swiss Cheese Was Invented

I'm single, I picked my shower curtain, and I want to jump on the bandwagon

My wife barred me from drunken eBay purchases after I bought a shower curtain.

I’m married and have no say in things like shower curtains

I do not have a wife.

It’s almost that time of year ladies! Don’t get caught sitting at the table without a man to go through all the questions with you!

The war has begun

I'm a lonely single man. I ordered this shower curtain

So my wife's coworker got tired of seeing this dead bug on the floor at work...

The older I get the more I relate to Red.

My wife is smokin' hot so I picked the shower curtain.

My husband let me choose our shower curtain. I chose this.

I’m stuck in the 80’s and this is my shower curtain

The Titanic’s Hidden Tragedy

This mystery is going to get solved one way or the other.

So my wife's coworker was tired of seeing a dead bug at work pt2...

My wife just sent me this picture from a waiting room.

Hecatomb

I’m not single and I got to pick one thing to decorate the apartment.

tables have turned

Visited the modern art museum today. Fascinating stuff!

Amazon pull-up bar praised in review.

Solid sales technique

Smoke Dick Weed while listening to Speed Wolf

My wife left me in charge of the shower curtain as well.

National Undergroundphic

There are more nipples than people in this world

Getting the Job: a Manual

Windows2001

Complicit

Can't wait

When I cancel my gym membership

Protestor helps policeman install VLC

Cure for tourettes

I'm single and I picked out my own shower curtain.

Older I get the more I agree.

Look at the camera

He had no psychill

Sleeping Beauty reboot.

Hope there is no full moon tonight

understandabble, have a job

My girlfriend also let me choose our shower curtain.

Christmas shopping

Looks like We Got The Wrong Time Marty!

When your dog finds out where you keep your protein

pizza ?

My Dog Met The Fish.

Black satin Satan.

You do you

prequel memes forever

Like father, like son. Cat is sleeping in similar position to my husband. They always fall asleep together watching TV.

And archdukes died of mysterious causes

Delete Self

Late post but I work at a Nike Factory Store and I drew this to get my coworkers ready for Black Friday.

so many lost souls!

Volume/Spook Warning

Some shower thoughts from the cookie monster.

Uhm, is this cultural appropriation or...?

Savage Reply, can't stop laughing

Well it does

My dad once took the wrong exit while driving home and we ended up in Hungary

Windows2001

yes

glorious idea

Jared is the hero we need , but not the Jared we deserve

B E E S T H E T I C

I nut

meme - circa fifteenhundreds (colonized)

If you can't kill 'em, join 'em.

Ancestory.com

Dafuq happened to Chandler??

Completely necesary

My 10 year old drew this and it really gave me a good laugh

I let my boyfriend choose a shower curtain and now we have this

Apply now!

My sister had her dogs in her wedding. Miles looks like he’s the groom

Client requires power "chord"

Well it's probably true

Stay in shape

That's a weird looking puppy

Anon is the terminator

Don't worry. He's calm and ready.

Some teacher is having a bad day at school today

How to troll your kids at Christmas