Infinity Stones? I’ll give you $8 bucks for it.

This fish is NOT loyal

i started crying at six

The one true God, and the Devil. In one face.

Elon Busk (Windows2001)

Good thing we're not under a dictatorship

The chair that gave me a small heart attack.

Sucking daddys thumb

"Unable to connect to the internet."

Looks like Timmy is worm food.

Off the hinges

Indina Hones

Point/Counterpoint

oh shit, quick, drink all the milk

A small duck becomes a burglar.

"But mom I don't want to wizard!"

Flat Earth Society's reply to Elon Musk..

How to stop anyone from knocking at your door

this gets better and better

a swift kick to the gut

thomas the train diy

Hello fellow millenials!

birat

Marvel is really killing it with the Cameos in Infinity War

This is your Houston Killopracter Dr Gregory Johnson [sauce in comments]

War, war never changes

supise

No Shortcuts

totes craze

I need to have lower expectations

good question

Finally, I Understand Why Cars Have These Things!!!

Goes to job interview "So what skills do you have to offer?"

Missing a Tabby?

Broke my boss's mug that he had for 10 years. I think I got a suitable replacement.

ma tim is now

They weren't kidding.

Seems rigged to me

Seems a bit harsh.

Size 1

Matt Lauer got fired from NBC!

spawned

one bunch

Church by me

My boss said he couldn't leave the house to come to work today. He attached this picture.

This 18 year old Futurama joke

Strong message!

Pro tip.

I never thought about it like that before...

If you remember who this is, you would’ve been so jealous of me when I was 6

Meanwhile, in front of me on the interstate...

HAhaHAhaHAhaHa

Plz HELP! Is there anyone know snakes? Will I be poisoned?

These are elves. They make snow.

Are you nervous?

Just cooking

Proper grammar

food before dudes

:DD :D

When Sherlock meets sherlock

Eat at Jeff Burger!

“ANSWER ME! HOW DOES HE MAKE IT AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT?!”

how i failed my licens test

boosted

Getting the plaque was cheaper than paying for shipping

It's not over

Me in the Winter vs me in the Summer

Griff!

Anon goes to a strip club

Paul McCartney's new album could do with a catchier title.

blue pill

USA vs Bosnia

Me trying to get some of those free trials

bob it

Someone posted an ad about a "cat" that they found this morning

Are you proud of me Hugelol

The girl my sister was baby sitting had a look of pure joy I’ve only seen once before...

It's the big comeback of the damned meme (surprise in the comments)

Spaceballs predicted it.

Very disappointed

Dammit, boy, go play! Momma's eatin'!

Viral is still cancer and I forgot to post a pun on Pun Tuesday

That wink wink

a bit late on the meme train but yeah

Am I trippin?

semiotically woke

The Flat Earth Society wins a trip to space...

My sister went on a group cruise over thanksgiving and slid these under the door of some of her group members

herii botter

Thought I was buying Dickies socks

The 50’s were simple times.

That's some smart thinking right there.

My stepdad put Tinfoil over the router to stop people from hacking it.

She’s in for a shock

"I'm trying to give her positive role models"

The school said each kid had to bring a printed photo of the family preparing the recipe of the requested item. Our kid got Coke and my husband delivered.

These t-shirts

this is so me #blessed

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Anon gets cucked