Dude is dead drunk.

gta: mcosow

Sliding in her DM's like

Mfw they unbanned me

How confrontation in a college dorm is handled

Pickpocket level: 99

How did I do on my first portal tree?

"Because Hemsworth It"

Your seasonal reminder of the greatest tree ornament of all time.

getting higher ♫

boi!

People could learn a thing or two.

Pretty much anytime I try to be social

Roses are red, I solved the knot of Gordian

This is why I don’t go in the ocean

Bilbos

Nature's Majesty

Never knew the struggles.

Funny story

There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

Only the best education in Germany.

Just a woman getting her self drawn

Who are you callin' Craaazzzayyy!!!

magento

ome wa mu sindru

Tis the friggin' season...

Why Cadillac Escalade exists

Cashier humor

Melon

To true.

I thought it’d be cute to get a photo of my cat with fairy lights....

Should be an official slogan

ipector gajet

sause: aec vetula 8

This cat got scared...

Science 101

nite evryoe, u al specil 2 mi

I found the road where they test the line drawer machine

facts

A Very Metal Christmas

That moment you realize he was never acting

Windows2001

im scard nau

Need more phone space 9

THE THANOS WE NEED

I didn't mean it Google...

Open happiness

My mom made this sign for her yard sale

:o woh

An exam question at the Indian statistical institute

Sat next to this guy at the car wash today...

probably

I made this for a charity t-shirt challenge I’m doing this month.

a duk 2 surps metel ger

Local restaurant speaks the truth

To the dominos person who made my pizza: you get me like no one else ever will.

Impressive Forum Troll

Jared the pro

Killing your childhood

What a dunk!

old people using the wrong crying emoji

These children won't be able to trust a geologist ever again

I found Kim Kardashian parking spot

Know why I pulled you over?

I swear, that meme just dont run out!

The great packaging on this locally made cookie

I wish Wikipedia would stop removing this

galandaf in isgarden scen

Absolutely nothing

Fox, every time.

Trust me, I'm a mechanic

Ironic...

Historical Fact

Badder ***!

kim jong ill was the first tho

Local bookstore has a great sense of humor

This guy's landlord is awesome.

Boi he gon du it

tarboks

oy vey

Every Damn Time , it hurts

Be like star

When the erotic dice game doesn’t go quite as planned

Brutally honest Christmas card

who would have thunk

Hacked

My cats eating together look as if they are joined at the tail.

When in Utah...

"Nothing is ever carved in stone"

This is why people need to keep their babies away from me

This Guy Walked Into A Waffle House and Made A Meal After No Employee Was Available

This doesn’t work with children

Taking an extra gummy vitamin in the morning

Man of many talents

Oh, thank ***!

ultra slav

Local boy is the latest to stand accused of unwanted sexual advances

What?, OK.

A reminder from Lemmy

This is Ben. He doesn't know what the Telecom Lobby is but he is a good boy who likes to carry logs.