It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
442,173 Gold Club
I thought this food was vegan
No matter what they say...
For the love of god TURN AROUND
suck a lemon
Yobby proves there is no god
Junk Mail Jungle
Sad bluescreen billboard. :(
F*ckin' ninjas man
Take me with you my fellow upvoter
Some math humor from Futurama
nice plan u got there
I don’t understand what all the hype is about...
I am unconfortable
Gotta go... fast ?
We waited 2.5 hours in line at the mall for this gem.
Who knew that Axl Rose was in the Goonies!?
Winning Christmas with the least amount of effort
Harvard wants to know your location
I have never seen such Accuracy
Just $3 fellas
This escalated pretty quickly
Makes sense to me! Tax evasion, you go girl!
Engine trouble? Oh deer!
Thank god its not fortnite
Rat died in style !
This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.
Pick a side!
Is this a Christmas tree or a butt plug?
H e r o
How I like paper rolls
You better not shout, you better not cry He's coming for you, don't bother to hide
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Ultimate facial product
anime; not even once
Its a fact wasn't it?
I'm a good uncle, I think.
Tall cat vs. Pile-O-cat
be that one bro
*Time to shine*
Its too cold
Vietnamese people are awesome!
No wee-yoo wagons for this one.
oh that’s what it’s made from
I got a toy truck
Fear and loathing
My husband made me swear when we married that we would never send boring Christmas cards
Our culture seems to have impact on society
Someone had to see it this way
I womder where he was?
Give them what they want.
How to end bullying
Let's not forget about the real Christmas hero
Yes. Yes you do.
I swear to God I thought it was Fat Monica from Friends.
One of my girlfriends Christmas presents arrived today. Wish me luck.
Bigger fish to fry.
I hired a trainer for my newly-hatched bearded dragons.
Facts and science
The water cycle.
“You’ve Got Mail.” ...***
This parent needs a reminder to be the tooth fairy without giving herself away to her son.
That settles it
Cat on glass table
Ivan Drago the Science Comrade
The only rating and review I ever leave on the app store
Why I love/hate my music teacher
Those two and ***roaches'll inherit the earth.
This is very important
Finally found the one
Ur dad gay
Not even flex tape could feel this void
We have cheese and sausages
Titanic II: ENDGAME
This feels like a renaissance painting
Please do not use any crank before we clean your teeth or you will die.
Charmin Topless Bears at BJ's
Minnesota's finest responding to noise complaint ends in epic Super Smash Brothers competition
Eat more salad they said. It's healthier they said
Be careful what your order from "wish"