HELP! My son ate my pills!

Mitch McConnell looks like Gary Oldman without a face from Hannibal.

For some reason?

When “A New Start” doesn’t go as planned

Since we're doing funny headstones, this is my dad's inscription.

Found at my University Library

BOI

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later.

Just wrapped my wife's first present. Do you think she'll be able to guess what it is?

Calvin and Hobbes snowmen were always the best

When your husband cleans the kitchen and rearranges the fridge magnets...

I noticed a lot of shower curtains lately.. Here is the new one I just got for my guest bathroom

The entire life is one big lie

I had concerns about privacy

Omfg, the website is real and makes this 200% better

One Wish Genie

Best "I'm blue" remix ever seen.

Next level genius here

Papa Roach would be proud

A store in Japan thought ***in' was just American slang for really good

Uncle of the Year

Optimistic vs. Pessimistic

This guy's business card

Some people here lately

ketchup

Oldie but a goodie

Sticker on my co-workers car.

A spam account tried to comment on a Swedish death metal bands' Facebook page. It went exactly as well as you'd expect.

When i travel for work

Saw some mom with this at the pediatrician's office and had to find one for myself.

1 punch :D

How my dad caught a squirrel

Relatable

The epic struggle of two cats in four panels

the one in the mirror is hot

Since thr next SW is getting released this week, this had to be posted.

How do I prevent this?

The way it should be

ok cool

Let's go for a bike ride they said, it will be fun they said

Current Office Climate

Looking back, this year was garbage meem-wise

Same for Onii-Chan

Ultimate power

dab on dem democrats

Improvise, adapt, overcome the cancer

My squash has developed a new defense mechanism

Jedi simulator

This is either really sad or really funny..

luf me sum green text.

Hate it when it happens (also sry for quality)

my moeny's on BoB

Seen in a Michigan University today.

That's gonna be tough to beat...

W E E B S

when you have a one night stand with an indian

Damn it Sharon

WHOLESOME STORY

Shhh... don't say a word

It was a cold day in Canada today..

The wedding photographer told us to be ourselves. I don't think this was the result she wanted.

Best friend wrapped my birthday present extra securely.

yes

Failed marketing ploys

How I showed up at work today for the ugly sweater contest

Mfw hugelol is being taken over by the weebshits

This is on someone’s headstone, how did they die?

He called her on a landline

Not from me

Didn't expect that

Day 12 : Best LoL loli is star loli.

Relatable

i turned viral off in settings

This guy always cracks me up!

That looks painful

Conan is excellent

I love prequel meems

Staying loyal is a matter of survival

My dude

Will gladly support!

if you understand the reference you sicken me

Day 12 : Remember guys, don't touch real life lolis, that's wrong!

Not bad, campus police.

bet´they are rapping in the morning

at least theres sand

Another example of British vandalism

Tru af

I'll take "No Shit" for $500 Alex

This is what happens when a seal runs into glass...

EA sports is... well, you know..

What being good gets you...

He's a hero

The earth is flat.

This is why you always go for lolis

brumm brumm

Takes after his mom

dont judge me

making the coffee gay

Go to the Taj Mahal at Sunrise, they said. It'll be beautiful, they said.

Truely the best card.