Day 16 : Michael sure knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Updated for 2018

Nicest Mom or Incest Mom?

Define your role

In the East Orient, born and raised...

Don't worry California, I got you

Google can be funny sometimes

"My grandma got a label maker"

The answer is right there

RIOT WITH ME!

When you show up to a fight and bring your boys with you

...

Don't worry, you can still get service...for money

I hope I'm this cool when I grow up

Came Wit The Posse

ben is a hoe

Apparently you can request a visit from Mormon missionaries. And I thought someone might like to make some new friends...

Found this flyer near my apartment. And I thought it was my cat eating all of the arachnids...

i think i missed my stop

No longer do I need to wonder, woman.

We need an updated version for 2018.

Just keeping it real

Ah Roger, my kinda guy

eyy

Tip jar at my local pizza joint

This mug from the University of North Texas

No joke. She fought through it for a full minute before bringing it to us and saying the tooth paste was gross.

"Monty Python Life Of Brian is still relevant today"

Here’s my ticket, don’t wake me....

Bad boys, bad boys

Comcast knows how to get my wallet out

The *** son of Jon Snow and Sam Tarly

When tea is too hot, but you are an engineer

Fairy tales can come true

Grandma's Christmas ornaments

Sofa king hilarious

My British friend just sent me this.

Was just behind this winner

i hope this meme dies soon

He must be tired

Condoms prevent minivans

During a corporate video shoot this past week. This guy walked right into the shot not knowing we were rolling. Couldn’t have lined up more perfect

First day of college vs day you pay off student loans

The Human Santapede Christmas Card

Nothing works betterererrr

Current state of Star Wars vs Star Trek

My coworker got this postcard delivered at work. My sides.

Reindeer on strike

A friendly reminder

My neighbors ain’t playing around!

Siri, don’t you play with me!

Livin' the life

My friend with “piss poor” timing snapped this gem yesterday.

Another Sign of Old Age

Disney bought fox. Xenomorphs come from a queen. Soooo....

A mother wrote to Pencils manufacturer about her left-handed daughter's needs and they responded

Don’t dream it, be it!

Some amazing person bringing happiness to all

And nothing gets me down

REALLY makes you think

My local dive bar has a kids menu

I guess WITNESS ME?

My uncle who just finished an 8 hour weld job on his knees in below freezing weather just sent me this photo.

yes

The Arizona 101 this morning

Thanks. You Too.

There’s a lot to unpack here

FCC is why

Eurobeat makes everything better

Well...... when you put it that way

Oh bother!!

tru lov

Is it just me or does michael O'Rielly look like one of the monsters from spirited away?

all against one

The most important question about Star Wars

Hello 911

I wish someone would be here for me

The hero we need in these trying times

SPOILERS

We need a Flat Mars Society

Motivation

Meeme

Hrmm, *holds Reeces cup*

We did it!

rawrxD

How wholesome

Saw this at Target today

kys

Facts

Damn, how hard is it to spell "Michael?"

My husband doesn't pay attention to me so I bought this wreath at Hobby Lobby and told him I made it from pine cones I found in the yard. He now thinks I'm a craft wiz. We don't even have a pine tree!

Are you ready kids !

The Battle of the ***s looks like the PS2 launch day

true

Internet is kill

I'm here for you

Gingerbread knight

No one deserves him

Bad cough? This might help.

Muffin or Chihuahua?