My friend just won 100$ for his workplace’s Ugly Sweater Contest.

My parents haven't noticed either

We did a secret santa and someone got a package of oreos with the creme separated from the cookies

Find Kanye

“Glass Christmas Tree”

I feel like I’m being judged...

The difference 20 years makes

Ouch

My wife asked why we have two timelines, I told her I don't have time to explain multiverse theory.

My aunt just received her son's kindergarten picture.

Flawless plan

Pic related

Saw this party guy driving today

At least he's not a furry

Thoughts AND prayers?? He's probably past the state line by now Karen!

Roses are red, bananas get peeled

I think Bryan Cranston has a thing in his contract that says he gets to stand in his underwear outside a camper, and then they build a plot around it. Again and again.

are you birb enough?

A lady decorated her door at a retirement home. Too funny!

Who would win ?

Haha yeah

Tormund Ross

Tom Cruise is Google's poster child for the term "Lavender Marriage"

Found this at my conerstore

My sister said all she wanted for Christmas was cash...So naturally I suspended $20 worth of change in Jello.

Girlfriend got me this blanket!

Missing a pet anyone?

Please do it more

From now on, this is my favorite Disney princess

I'm going to try this

My parents haven't noticed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pulp Fiction

Soups are healthy...right?

The quote of the day at my office

understandable

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That dog was just walking on the street with that salami. When i took out phone to make a photo, it looked at me like this

Cute.

Couple Goals.

My parents bought me a doormat and this was on the back of it. Read the warning.

Anatomy of a pew

The Money Lisa

I say nothing...

This restaurant sign

ＣＡＲＥＬＥＳＳ　ＤＯＯＴＳ　の科で

Who needs one?

The librarian at my high school has this taped to the back of her computer monitor

Hey, let's play the hide and seek game. Oh, you win!

Shower hour thoughts

poetry

So I Just Searched "Harvey Weinstein" on Google...

omg a new trick

Lifehacks that will save your life.

After texting the original to a friend of mine, he suggested I added a "Hue Jackman" to it. Done

Dogs Always Look Good On Snapchat

~ Porn shops suck all the fun out.

How? Just how

Sometimes it's the subtle jokes that make a TV show truly great

What I see whenever I join a forum

And that kids, is why you never steal Fatso the Clown

Saw this in the guys bathroom at a diner.

Today the company I work for decided to get rid of our old computers.

My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return...

A show never spoke to me on a person level like this

Yeah totally

fly     

Bangladesh Countryside

When Mom doesn’t pay attention to details...

My facebook friend's festive vasectomy

ntmt

My neighbors just added Santa hats to their Halloween decorations.

Meanwhile, at the Cards Against Humanity offices...

Take this, ***!

Forget not, you must.

Relatable

ooo

Starting the Holidays off with a Christmas card from the heart.

Comic Sans is life

In costa coffee

Plot twist

A local restaurant takes parking seriously

A regular day at the mall

the future looks bright

Relationships....

A Review for a product called "Liquid Ass"

Changed his mind

Suck my Ding Dong

I think my roommate’s shoes might be knockoffs

Just your friendly reminder that the voice of Goku was the same voice actor as Rolf from Ed, Edd, & Eddy.

Jack-In-The-Box

The Bloodhound Bat, commonly flies at low attitudes.

sorry for the 'meme font'

the never ending recycle of abuse :'(

An accurate depiction of the Star Wars fanbase right now

During an engagement photo shoot our photographer got this. We didn’t know until he sent us the pictures.

Meta

Hehehe

Rekt

So long it works