My parents haven't noticed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pulp Fiction

Soups are healthy...right?

The quote of the day at my office

understandable

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That dog was just walking on the street with that salami. When i took out phone to make a photo, it looked at me like this

Cute.

Couple Goals.

My parents bought me a doormat and this was on the back of it. Read the warning.

Anatomy of a pew

The Money Lisa

I say nothing...

This restaurant sign

ＣＡＲＥＬＥＳＳ　ＤＯＯＴＳ　の科で

Who needs one?

The librarian at my high school has this taped to the back of her computer monitor

Hey, let's play the hide and seek game. Oh, you win!

Shower hour thoughts

poetry

So I Just Searched "Harvey Weinstein" on Google...

omg a new trick

Lifehacks that will save your life.

After texting the original to a friend of mine, he suggested I added a "Hue Jackman" to it. Done

Dogs Always Look Good On Snapchat

~ Porn shops suck all the fun out.

How? Just how

Sometimes it's the subtle jokes that make a TV show truly great

What I see whenever I join a forum

And that kids, is why you never steal Fatso the Clown

Saw this in the guys bathroom at a diner.

Today the company I work for decided to get rid of our old computers.

My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return...

A show never spoke to me on a person level like this

Yeah totally

fly     

Bangladesh Countryside

When Mom doesn’t pay attention to details...

My facebook friend's festive vasectomy

ntmt

My neighbors just added Santa hats to their Halloween decorations.

Meanwhile, at the Cards Against Humanity offices...

Take this, ***!

Forget not, you must.

Relatable

ooo

Starting the Holidays off with a Christmas card from the heart.

Comic Sans is life

In costa coffee

Plot twist

A local restaurant takes parking seriously

A regular day at the mall

the future looks bright

Relationships....

A Review for a product called "Liquid Ass"

Changed his mind

Suck my Ding Dong

I think my roommate’s shoes might be knockoffs

Just your friendly reminder that the voice of Goku was the same voice actor as Rolf from Ed, Edd, & Eddy.

Jack-In-The-Box

The Bloodhound Bat, commonly flies at low attitudes.

sorry for the 'meme font'

the never ending recycle of abuse :'(

An accurate depiction of the Star Wars fanbase right now

During an engagement photo shoot our photographer got this. We didn’t know until he sent us the pictures.

Meta

Hehehe

Rekt

So long it works

Nop

These arcade game seats have seen things

We left some Christmas decorations out in the driveway last night which I just remembered when I turned on my car this morning. I just about crapped my pants.

:notlikethis:

Free will

suka B, rush blyat

Wu-Tang Isn’t For The Children

Classic Snoop

I am shocked!!!

Virginia is south of South Virginia

Google will be always the best place.

When you can’t afford the copyrights minifigure

This letter my sister wrote to my mom ~15 years ago

When your son has to decorate a bag for Christmas..

ＧＲＡＮＤＰＡ　ろ穏ぃ

Tamashii

Multilingual instructions

Pathetic

Wendy's never loses

My friend’s constructive feedback he got for his final paper

I think that shirtless scene in Last Jedi was done to spite Matt the radar technician

Bahahahaha!

I left the rollercoaster ride out too long and it left this huge dick in my yard!

This is me in a year. If I last that long.

Protect that smile

That bring me back

Whatchya doin' there?

Well, this is my stop...

Can’t find a stronger gingerbread

Wendy's doesn't *** around