This is me in a year. If I last that long.
Protect that smile
That bring me back
Whatchya doin' there?
Well, this is my stop...
Can’t find a stronger gingerbread
Wendy's doesn't *** around
Understandable
Solution for everyone!
The worlds smartest dog
A "balls voyage" party
This book I just came across while shopping.
“Hold on girl”
good times
Understandable
ＳＵＩＣＩＤＥ 医凹マ
This man’s tombstone is a giant middle finger.
The Gosling-Culkin Inception
Hardcore Gamebang
Luke behind the scenes using the force
Am I too late for good boi?
eid ot tnaw I
Gay Day
Look who's ready for a comeback #NetNuetrality
Kept the beard, too.
too much responsibility
How Tequila Works
This prison place, they have internet there?
My friend made this sweater for her Christmas party
AA meeting
Congratulations son
eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast
My boss wins ugly christmas sweater of the year
I know what I’ll be getting my nieces and nephews gig Christmas!
no thanks i quit smoking 1500 years ago
Walked in on my dogs...
Good for you ski-mask guy
Apparently there have been calls about "dead" horses...
Club Penguin. Never Forget.
Every year I try to outdo the previous years Christmas card. This year didn't beat last years but I still think it's good.
Her shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in Morse code
Relatable
Thanks for noticing
Anon f*cks up again
without her there is no memes
Anon is hungry
Your teen comes home & you smell marijuana...
Ok that works
...and a diet coke please, i don't want to get fat
At a classic car dealership in Sarasota, FL
The new fire alarm system has an exciting feature...
Very smart!
We speak you're language.
don’t let it set in
Damn it Mittens
me on most days
Stop
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Musk is gonna snap and go full super villain
YES, Right!
download vs download
Acid Drive
Wish I had bread.
And that;s how I met your mother
Day 18: ＨＩＤＤＥＮ ＤＥＳＩＲＥ
John is a genius
Thanks Zakiel
♫ pringles all the way ♫
True Knowledge
There’s only room for one star on this tree
My 5 year old fast asleep. Second night he has slept in this costume.
Everyone's on to the Simpson's telling the Future so Futurama is covering there ass
Ajit Paid
Sending him out to the workforce because childcare is too expensive
The way I see the current Bitcoin market ...
Great white
Ah Jimmy Fallon!
precisely
I Used Adblock When I Went To BuzzFeed And There Was Nothing Left
When everyone in the house is sleeping and you can finally jerk off
Snow days aren't always awesome
boi they done did it again
Relatable...
ted
I knew Jesus was a Jew but Santa was a Surprise.
Relatable
Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol
Moon Pie’s Twitter is 10/10
My coworker looks like he is spewing Christmas joy all over the girl in front of him.
In case if you think your job is the worst :)
You have my money, now leave me alone!
my dog realizing i'm petting her with a tiny hand
MoonPie for the win!
A sign on a door in Amsterdam
just waiting for mom to take holiday photos...
Speed can be an odd thing
Something about my dog is off today...
Did they at least get some dinner first?
I hope they took that right turn
Haha loneliness right