How Tequila Works

This prison place, they have internet there?

My friend made this sweater for her Christmas party

AA meeting

Congratulations son

eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast

My boss wins ugly christmas sweater of the year

I know what I’ll be getting my nieces and nephews gig Christmas!

no thanks i quit smoking 1500 years ago

Walked in on my dogs...

Good for you ski-mask guy

Apparently there have been calls about "dead" horses...

Club Penguin. Never Forget.

Every year I try to outdo the previous years Christmas card. This year didn't beat last years but I still think it's good.

Her shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in Morse code

Relatable

Thanks for noticing

Anon f*cks up again

without her there is no memes

Anon is hungry

Your teen comes home & you smell marijuana...

Ok that works

...and a diet coke please, i don't want to get fat

At a classic car dealership in Sarasota, FL

The new fire alarm system has an exciting feature...

Very smart!

We speak you're language.

don’t let it set in

Damn it Mittens

me on most days

Stop

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Musk is gonna snap and go full super villain

YES, Right!

download vs download

Acid Drive

Wish I had bread.

And that;s how I met your mother

Day 18: ＨＩＤＤＥＮ　ＤＥＳＩＲＥ

John is a genius

Thanks Zakiel

♫ pringles all the way ♫

True Knowledge

There’s only room for one star on this tree

My 5 year old fast asleep. Second night he has slept in this costume.

Everyone's on to the Simpson's telling the Future so Futurama is covering there ass

Ajit Paid

Sending him out to the workforce because childcare is too expensive

The way I see the current Bitcoin market ...

Great white

Ah Jimmy Fallon!

precisely

I Used Adblock When I Went To BuzzFeed And There Was Nothing Left

When everyone in the house is sleeping and you can finally jerk off

Snow days aren't always awesome

boi they done did it again

Relatable...

ted     

I knew Jesus was a Jew but Santa was a Surprise.

Relatable

Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol

Moon Pie’s Twitter is 10/10

My coworker looks like he is spewing Christmas joy all over the girl in front of him.

In case if you think your job is the worst :)

You have my money, now leave me alone!

my dog realizing i'm petting her with a tiny hand

MoonPie for the win!

A sign on a door in Amsterdam

just waiting for mom to take holiday photos...

Speed can be an odd thing

Something about my dog is off today...

Did they at least get some dinner first?

I hope they took that right turn

Haha loneliness right

WHY

Too bad, only people with the porn package will be able to watch this.

Chop?

Relatable

My sister-in-law "dressed up" her pressure cooker and cutting board.

Important information

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Its the same thing!!

protec your bred with snec

the world is full of mysteries

Too fast...

Star Sun Conspiracy

put and end to the tyrant Ajit Pai!

When your internet is slow

Finally i found him

My mom asked my little cousin to cut out snowflakes.

i only eat t h i c c food

This is how my cat welcomes guests.

My Mom's office had a decorating contest for their cubicles. My mom is on the left, but I think her neighbor deserved the win

Prevent Carpal Tunnel

Wellllllll shit

hol up

penis

This home is about $200,000 over budget, but it has a cool microwave so we'll take it!

Meming is some serious business

Japan definitely doesn’t sugarcoat it’s clothing sizes