ted     

I knew Jesus was a Jew but Santa was a Surprise.

Relatable

Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol

Moon Pie’s Twitter is 10/10

My coworker looks like he is spewing Christmas joy all over the girl in front of him.

In case if you think your job is the worst :)

You have my money, now leave me alone!

my dog realizing i'm petting her with a tiny hand

MoonPie for the win!

A sign on a door in Amsterdam

just waiting for mom to take holiday photos...

Speed can be an odd thing

Something about my dog is off today...

Did they at least get some dinner first?

I hope they took that right turn

Haha loneliness right

WHY

Too bad, only people with the porn package will be able to watch this.

Chop?

Relatable

My sister-in-law "dressed up" her pressure cooker and cutting board.

Important information

ＣＯＮＳＵＭＥ　ＴＲＯＵＳＥＲＳ

Its the same thing!!

protec your bred with snec

the world is full of mysteries

Too fast...

Star Sun Conspiracy

put and end to the tyrant Ajit Pai!

When your internet is slow

Finally i found him

My mom asked my little cousin to cut out snowflakes.

i only eat t h i c c food

This is how my cat welcomes guests.

My Mom's office had a decorating contest for their cubicles. My mom is on the left, but I think her neighbor deserved the win

Prevent Carpal Tunnel

Wellllllll shit

hol up

penis

This home is about $200,000 over budget, but it has a cool microwave so we'll take it!

Meming is some serious business

Japan definitely doesn’t sugarcoat it’s clothing sizes

indeed

Proud father

Sign outside a bar near me

Saw this in my friends fridge, think it’s time to stop being friends.

Inflation? What's that?

BBC trying to avoid product placement with a stack of apples..

I mean what else?

WWII (colorized)

I made a thing instead of buying a thing

Blood Test

A long time ago, in a desert far, far away...

also the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, gets everywhere

Can't really be mad at the guy tho...

Well, that's just a ridiculous request

Cat jumps insanely high.

It's not medicine, it's Pepsi

In dark times, heroes arise!

Arby's is trying to seduce me

My students tell me that I look like the Chicken Man from Toy Story 2... I don't see the resemblance.

Formal vs. Informal

Stupid little *** ***s an entire country for money

I found the cause of the Atlanta Airport blackout

"Wait, that guy looks familiar..."

I've snuck into the top three photos of Fuller from Home Alone on Google

Press it as hard as you can

my local supermarket

My dark-humored mom figured out that her blocks could spell other things besides just "Merry Christmas."

relatable

Just another shitty book.

I think found Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head...

Should we revive extinct dinosaurs?

Pokémon gtfo, I'm getting laid.

Went to a house party last night and....

The new best Disney princess

is it bad

Been putting in silly special requests when booking hotel room for a few years now. King and Prince, on Saint Simons Island, is the first hotel to actually fulfill my request. Priceless.

pants    

Depends

Set 'em up, and...

omg, so truly

Who says good cosplay needs boobs?

What An Ass..!!

haha nice

Well, I hope this hasn't been posted already :/

This is serious

He got to marry his waifu though

Now without bone rot!

How to get more free time.........

Just following directions?

Moon Pie got that savage streak

My kind of poem

Only a Jedi Master could spot that

I read it in David Attenborough’s voice

Minecraft Letsplay Episode 1

*colourised

What could possibly go wrong??

The road department of Denver forced the wrestler Enzo Amore to change his signature. But this was how he wrote his initials E.A.