Finally i found him

My mom asked my little cousin to cut out snowflakes.

i only eat t h i c c food

This is how my cat welcomes guests.

My Mom's office had a decorating contest for their cubicles. My mom is on the left, but I think her neighbor deserved the win

Prevent Carpal Tunnel

Wellllllll shit

hol up

penis

This home is about $200,000 over budget, but it has a cool microwave so we'll take it!

Meming is some serious business

Japan definitely doesn’t sugarcoat it’s clothing sizes

indeed

Proud father

Sign outside a bar near me

Saw this in my friends fridge, think it’s time to stop being friends.

Inflation? What's that?

BBC trying to avoid product placement with a stack of apples..

I mean what else?

WWII (colorized)

I made a thing instead of buying a thing

Blood Test

A long time ago, in a desert far, far away...

also the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, gets everywhere

Can't really be mad at the guy tho...

Well, that's just a ridiculous request

Cat jumps insanely high.

It's not medicine, it's Pepsi

In dark times, heroes arise!

Arby's is trying to seduce me

My students tell me that I look like the Chicken Man from Toy Story 2... I don't see the resemblance.

Formal vs. Informal

Stupid little *** ***s an entire country for money

I found the cause of the Atlanta Airport blackout

"Wait, that guy looks familiar..."

I've snuck into the top three photos of Fuller from Home Alone on Google

Press it as hard as you can

my local supermarket

My dark-humored mom figured out that her blocks could spell other things besides just "Merry Christmas."

relatable

Just another shitty book.

I think found Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head...

Should we revive extinct dinosaurs?

Pokémon gtfo, I'm getting laid.

Went to a house party last night and....

The new best Disney princess

is it bad

Been putting in silly special requests when booking hotel room for a few years now. King and Prince, on Saint Simons Island, is the first hotel to actually fulfill my request. Priceless.

pants    

Depends

Set 'em up, and...

omg, so truly

Who says good cosplay needs boobs?

What An Ass..!!

haha nice

Well, I hope this hasn't been posted already :/

This is serious

He got to marry his waifu though

Now without bone rot!

How to get more free time.........

Just following directions?

Moon Pie got that savage streak

My kind of poem

Only a Jedi Master could spot that

I read it in David Attenborough’s voice

Minecraft Letsplay Episode 1

*colourised

What could possibly go wrong??

The road department of Denver forced the wrestler Enzo Amore to change his signature. But this was how he wrote his initials E.A.

M’Kitty

My friend's homemade Christmas sweater

My neighbor’s yard looks like the location where the battle for Christmas was fought...and lost.

The Sandwich Alignment Chart

Shhh. It’s hiding in plane sight.

Found at Eats of Asia in Calgary, Alberta, Canada

This "Safety Pin" pendant was the cause of much laughter around Signet HQ last week.

0x2=0

I hit a feesh

id end it

Classics

Whenever Tolkien wrote himself into a corner.

100% Pocket Free

If you can read this, you're not a train.

"JUST DO IT"

When you're to lazy to decorate for both Christmas and Halloween

Level Two Protection.

Secret Santa really delivered this year!

I laugh out loud but cry deep inside

Well apparently...

Anon is a chad

Had to check to make sure Luna hadn’t gotten into the edibles. They were all there, but I’m still suspicious...

Out of context

the f.ck?

can do...

My Daughter Hates Santa...

I would love to hear his opinion on the current administration.

Press R for respecc

Good thing my profiile picture is a Taco!

Ironic

Our 6 year old made us another Christmas card. She was confused at our excitement for this one.