Blood Test

A long time ago, in a desert far, far away...

also the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, gets everywhere

Can't really be mad at the guy tho...

Well, that's just a ridiculous request

Cat jumps insanely high.

It's not medicine, it's Pepsi

In dark times, heroes arise!

Arby's is trying to seduce me

My students tell me that I look like the Chicken Man from Toy Story 2... I don't see the resemblance.

Formal vs. Informal

Stupid little *** ***s an entire country for money

I found the cause of the Atlanta Airport blackout

"Wait, that guy looks familiar..."

I've snuck into the top three photos of Fuller from Home Alone on Google

Press it as hard as you can

my local supermarket

My dark-humored mom figured out that her blocks could spell other things besides just "Merry Christmas."

relatable

Just another shitty book.

I think found Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head...

Should we revive extinct dinosaurs?

Pokémon gtfo, I'm getting laid.

Went to a house party last night and....

The new best Disney princess

is it bad

Been putting in silly special requests when booking hotel room for a few years now. King and Prince, on Saint Simons Island, is the first hotel to actually fulfill my request. Priceless.

pants    

Depends

Set 'em up, and...

omg, so truly

Who says good cosplay needs boobs?

What An Ass..!!

haha nice

Well, I hope this hasn't been posted already :/

This is serious

He got to marry his waifu though

Now without bone rot!

How to get more free time.........

Just following directions?

Moon Pie got that savage streak

My kind of poem

Only a Jedi Master could spot that

I read it in David Attenborough’s voice

Minecraft Letsplay Episode 1

*colourised

What could possibly go wrong??

The road department of Denver forced the wrestler Enzo Amore to change his signature. But this was how he wrote his initials E.A.

M’Kitty

My friend's homemade Christmas sweater

My neighbor’s yard looks like the location where the battle for Christmas was fought...and lost.

The Sandwich Alignment Chart

Shhh. It’s hiding in plane sight.

Found at Eats of Asia in Calgary, Alberta, Canada

This "Safety Pin" pendant was the cause of much laughter around Signet HQ last week.

0x2=0

I hit a feesh

id end it

Classics

Whenever Tolkien wrote himself into a corner.

100% Pocket Free

If you can read this, you're not a train.

"JUST DO IT"

When you're to lazy to decorate for both Christmas and Halloween

Level Two Protection.

Secret Santa really delivered this year!

I laugh out loud but cry deep inside

Well apparently...

Anon is a chad

Had to check to make sure Luna hadn’t gotten into the edibles. They were all there, but I’m still suspicious...

Out of context

the f.ck?

can do...

My Daughter Hates Santa...

I would love to hear his opinion on the current administration.

Press R for respecc

Good thing my profiile picture is a Taco!

Ironic

Our 6 year old made us another Christmas card. She was confused at our excitement for this one.

My cat looks like hes waiting for you to get his bad joke.

Stop buying axe in general.

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut

Just wanted a good intense game but ughhhh

Flawless desing 2

Spotted today...

When you got a formal dinner at 5 but army training at 6

:thinking:

This is how an Italian retaliates against scooter-asses

gottem gud

Relatable

I let her paint my nails cause she digs it, but this day I couldn't stop farting to save my life.

Wasn't really planning on it

DON'T LOOK

z u c c

You are a cool guy, dont come tomorrow

Gisus

Rookie move Slagathor.

There's two kinds of cat...

I'm having second thoughts about filling my prescription...

Sign at my local liquor store