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I knew Jesus was a Jew but Santa was a Surprise.
Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol
Moon Pie’s Twitter is 10/10
My coworker looks like he is spewing Christmas joy all over the girl in front of him.
In case if you think your job is the worst :)
You have my money, now leave me alone!
my dog realizing i'm petting her with a tiny hand
MoonPie for the win!
A sign on a door in Amsterdam
just waiting for mom to take holiday photos...
Speed can be an odd thing
Something about my dog is off today...
Did they at least get some dinner first?
I hope they took that right turn
Haha loneliness right
Too bad, only people with the porn package will be able to watch this.
My sister-in-law "dressed up" her pressure cooker and cutting board.
Its the same thing!!
protec your bred with snec
the world is full of mysteries
Star Sun Conspiracy
put and end to the tyrant Ajit Pai!
When your internet is slow
Finally i found him
My mom asked my little cousin to cut out snowflakes.
i only eat t h i c c food
This is how my cat welcomes guests.
My Mom's office had a decorating contest for their cubicles. My mom is on the left, but I think her neighbor deserved the win
Prevent Carpal Tunnel
This home is about $200,000 over budget, but it has a cool microwave so we'll take it!
Meming is some serious business
Japan definitely doesn’t sugarcoat it’s clothing sizes
Sign outside a bar near me
Saw this in my friends fridge, think it’s time to stop being friends.
Inflation? What's that?
BBC trying to avoid product placement with a stack of apples..
I mean what else?
I made a thing instead of buying a thing
A long time ago, in a desert far, far away...
also the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, gets everywhere
Can't really be mad at the guy tho...
Well, that's just a ridiculous request
Cat jumps insanely high.
It's not medicine, it's Pepsi
In dark times, heroes arise!
Arby's is trying to seduce me
My students tell me that I look like the Chicken Man from Toy Story 2... I don't see the resemblance.
Formal vs. Informal
Stupid little *** ***s an entire country for money
I found the cause of the Atlanta Airport blackout
"Wait, that guy looks familiar..."
I've snuck into the top three photos of Fuller from Home Alone on Google
Press it as hard as you can
my local supermarket
My dark-humored mom figured out that her blocks could spell other things besides just "Merry Christmas."
Just another shitty book.
I think found Voldemort on the back of Professor Quirrell’s head...
Should we revive extinct dinosaurs?
Pokémon gtfo, I'm getting laid.
Went to a house party last night and....
The new best Disney princess
is it bad
Been putting in silly special requests when booking hotel room for a few years now. King and Prince, on Saint Simons Island, is the first hotel to actually fulfill my request. Priceless.
Set 'em up, and...
omg, so truly
Who says good cosplay needs boobs?
What An Ass..!!
Well, I hope this hasn't been posted already :/
This is serious
He got to marry his waifu though
Now without bone rot!
How to get more free time.........
Just following directions?
Moon Pie got that savage streak
My kind of poem
Only a Jedi Master could spot that
I read it in David Attenborough’s voice
Minecraft Letsplay Episode 1
I wish my boss was as cool as this guy's boss
What could possibly go wrong??
The road department of Denver forced the wrestler Enzo Amore to change his signature. But this was how he wrote his initials E.A.