I left the rollercoaster ride out too long and it left this huge dick in my yard!

This is me in a year. If I last that long.

Protect that smile

That bring me back

Whatchya doin' there?

Well, this is my stop...

Can’t find a stronger gingerbread

Wendy's doesn't *** around

Understandable

Solution for everyone!

The worlds smartest dog

A "balls voyage" party

This book I just came across while shopping.

“Hold on girl”

good times

Understandable

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This man’s tombstone is a giant middle finger.

The Gosling-Culkin Inception

Hardcore Gamebang

Luke behind the scenes using the force

Am I too late for good boi?

eid ot tnaw I

Gay Day

Look who's ready for a comeback #NetNuetrality

Kept the beard, too.

too much responsibility

How Tequila Works

This prison place, they have internet there?

My friend made this sweater for her Christmas party

AA meeting

Congratulations son

eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast

My boss wins ugly christmas sweater of the year

I know what I’ll be getting my nieces and nephews gig Christmas!

no thanks i quit smoking 1500 years ago

Walked in on my dogs...

Good for you ski-mask guy

Apparently there have been calls about "dead" horses...

Club Penguin. Never Forget.

Every year I try to outdo the previous years Christmas card. This year didn't beat last years but I still think it's good.

Her shirt says "New telegraph who dis?" in Morse code

Relatable

Thanks for noticing

Anon f*cks up again

without her there is no memes

Anon is hungry

Your teen comes home & you smell marijuana...

Ok that works

...and a diet coke please, i don't want to get fat

At a classic car dealership in Sarasota, FL

The new fire alarm system has an exciting feature...

Very smart!

We speak you're language.

don’t let it set in

Damn it Mittens

me on most days

Stop

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Musk is gonna snap and go full super villain

YES, Right!

download vs download

Acid Drive

Wish I had bread.

And that;s how I met your mother

Day 18: ＨＩＤＤＥＮ　ＤＥＳＩＲＥ

John is a genius

Thanks Zakiel

♫ pringles all the way ♫

True Knowledge

There’s only room for one star on this tree

My 5 year old fast asleep. Second night he has slept in this costume.

Everyone's on to the Simpson's telling the Future so Futurama is covering there ass

Ajit Paid

Sending him out to the workforce because childcare is too expensive

The way I see the current Bitcoin market ...

Great white

Ah Jimmy Fallon!

precisely

I Used Adblock When I Went To BuzzFeed And There Was Nothing Left

When everyone in the house is sleeping and you can finally jerk off

Snow days aren't always awesome

boi they done did it again

Relatable...

ted     

I knew Jesus was a Jew but Santa was a Surprise.

Relatable

Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol

Moon Pie’s Twitter is 10/10

My coworker looks like he is spewing Christmas joy all over the girl in front of him.

In case if you think your job is the worst :)

You have my money, now leave me alone!

my dog realizing i'm petting her with a tiny hand

MoonPie for the win!

A sign on a door in Amsterdam

just waiting for mom to take holiday photos...

Speed can be an odd thing

Something about my dog is off today...

Did they at least get some dinner first?

I hope they took that right turn