My sweet innocent mother got my sister a thermos with her initials monogramed on it for Christmas.

Thats so mean!!!

Children’s logic

My Dad had a heart attack 2 weeks ago.. My sister made him this for Christmas..

fetish

My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking...

Sad

We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year: batteries not included

That’s a nice tree.....

Ruler

Christmas gift from my loving friend

My grandpa has the same christmas tree for 73 years

Ok Susan *** off!

This is not the title of the book!

He doesn't know

My wife’s cat likes to cuddle but I don’t think my cat does.

Tragic Hero

What you think about this one?

And they returned to the rave, for it was good

The Nativity in 2017

You are awesome

Merry Christmas or whatever

wendys

A few days ago, I shared a photo of my stepdad proudly holding the oranges that his tree grew. People asked him to pose like Pineapple Dad. It took some convincing, but he finally said yes.

Waited a year to post this again

Have you ever seen an article more accurate?

Ummm can I help you officer?

Merry xmas!

My potato keeps making squeaking noises

i want more buzz lightyear memes

Always read those pamphlets thoroughly!

Friendly Reminder!

Nothing like a personal touch.

The Annual Posting of the Chinese Community Thanking Jews for Eating Chinese Food on Christmas

Pulling a Matthew Mcconaunghey

For Christmas we asked my father for help with a kitchen renovation. He sent a gift so we would have something to open on Christmas Eve. We should have asked for a gift card.

“Thanks Timmy”

Post Malone VS Domino's

Friend had way too much fun decorating gingerbread cookies

This could be me... but nahhh

Seven Years of Christmas Family Photos

How to make small talk with relatives at Christmas

My girlfriend got me a mousepad with my favourite picture of her on it

The Christmas season as told by Calvin

delivered

Santa is coming!!

This Dog saw his chance, And he took it.

She said, “All I want for Christmas is a Switch!”

My sister gave me the greatest Christmas present I could have ever wanted

The results are inn.

That holiday spirit.

If I didn’t already have personalised plates, I’d definitely do this!

Jingle Bells

The sad reality of life

If physical diseases were treated like mental illness...

My dad gave my fiancé a goat as dowry for our recent engagement as a joke

Read the name of my local coffee shop backwards

Brothers from the north and south meeting up during the Civil War, colorized.

My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.

PSA: Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.

Whose lane is it anyway?

We can wait for flying cars, thank you Netflix.

Winter in the Star Wars Universe

Woof

Somebody needs to stop that toddler!

'Tis the season of giving <3

Rodeo Clown

We left our 15 year old daughter to decorate the Gingerbread People.

The city just sent out the typical "if you're cold, they're cold" reminders to bring our dogs in when it's freezing outside. My dog's like...

26 years later and we are still pulling off those pants.

There there. . . You'll get the hang of your legs eventually.

When people say "new year new me" -

This description for the film Gladiator.

I didn't know Pampers make diapers for Canadian babies

Cards Against Humanity.

Keep tha change ya filthy animal.

Deutsche Mark!

Faceswamp

THE MAD MAN!

The christmas spirit.

Now we need new Christmas tree toys.

When my little niece is asked about her first visit to the science museum

Who put Debbie in charge of the letters?

My friend's grandpa decide to head out on the bar crawl tonight dressed to kill, as always

"When two wrongs make a right"

Well! someone was a horrible parent.

Dumb & Dumber

Shoe game on point.

My boyfriend was too short to reach the top...

no moon

what happens in Middle-Earth, stays in Middle-Earth

celebration.mp4

It’s my job babe... my ***ing job

Dogs are definitely smarter than humans?!

All the miserable men outside of Victoria’s Secret before the holidays.

Not all hero’s wear capes.. some wear donuts to the donut shop. Same, kid. Same.

bless

O dear

In the good old days

I saw Lil Sebastian at my local target today