Not all hero’s wear capes.. some wear donuts to the donut shop. Same, kid. Same.
bless
O dear
In the good old days
I saw Lil Sebastian at my local target today
ethical buttsecs under capitalism
This time of year - always
When you're home for Christmas and it's time for your parents' annual computer maintenance
Superman: The Toddler Years
You got dis
Mom was not impressed.
My GF just started doing blackout poetry...
My cousin was *wrapping presents
I just don’t understand this
My cousins have had the same couch since 1998. The couch hasn’t aged one bit. Some of us have.
Spotted in my hometown.
Heard your ***ass was talkin' shit.
¿ǝʇɐɯ ʇɐ sɹǝlloɹʇuoɔ s,ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹno ʇɐ ƃuᴉɥƃnɐl ɐʎ ʇɐɥM
Veeeeeeery hard
Christmas Time!?
Trying to plan for the Christmas party
I hope it’s a horse
Best trade i've made today:D
Best rate chart ever!
A different walk of shame
A Jedi died on the train this morning
The inspiration
It's a Christmas miracle.
My wife is deployed. Some first graders sent her letters for Christmas. This is her favorite.
“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
Tired of judgmental glares from other parents?
Christmas is cancelled.
The most famous reindeer of all
did not expect
Meanwhile in Philippine
What kind of
Target pricing according to the wage gap
Come on Chris!
Swole boi Kylo
when you fight through all the levels of tech support and reach the final boss
I see what you did there sir.
Original story
Spreading the holiday cheer in my apartment building this year.
I got my little brother a ghillie suit for christmas and now he wont stop hiding behind the tree
You got the wrong one!
I thought we were friends...
Figure it out or get out !
Wide variety
My best friend got a big puppy, my little pup wasn’t a fan when they met.
No escape.
Every Kiss Begins with Mmmkay
Explain it!
I haven't play that game in years, but I still like the memes
Sweet home Alabama
God Bless The New Star Wars
Received cat butthole drink coasters for Christmas
Lifecycle of a Guy’s Haircut
understandable
This is what my friend saw when she was driving home for the holidays.
This Christmas I wish for consensual sex for once.
Oh dear. I seem to have
:smug:
I'm surprised this wasn't written with expletives to be honest
Raise a kid with loads of love and they reward you with flattering Snapchat posts of you
Best pic of SpaceX launch over Los Angeles!
/lol/20652
My mom does all of her shopping online and felt bad about how often they had to come down our 1/4 mile driveway.
I hope it’s an xbox
I'm not like bill, spoilers INC soon
Technology went too far
I wasnt even mad at him
Parents gift son’s teachers wine bottles with his face on them since he’s ‘the reason you drink’
We dressed up our 18 month old daughter to see Santa. She was not pleased.
Little Foot vs. Lil' Foot
tacos life
neat trick
It’s like people never learn
do You know you're old when !
Importance of context
8===D head
When you’re making the right choices in life.
Is there life after death?
oh cmon man
Year two of owning my singleness. Happy Holidays!
ALERT: Not enough space to place this building
Walking up to my customers' house last week.
Ope, sorry
I get the feeling some worker somewhere did this on purpose
Me entering 2018 like....
When life is a mess but it all works out in the end.
Last Jedi
My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today
The one where..
So...who wrote this?
We don’t need an explanation. It’s been staring us in the face this whole time
Dumb alien
Glad they pointed that out
Who needs a laptop when you can just use this Carrying Case Bag for your 27-inch iMac?
Police officer shows up at school dressed as Buddy the Elf
It is my wife’s birthday.