This Christmas I wish for consensual sex for once.
Oh dear. I seem to have
:smug:
I'm surprised this wasn't written with expletives to be honest
Raise a kid with loads of love and they reward you with flattering Snapchat posts of you
Best pic of SpaceX launch over Los Angeles!
/lol/20652
My mom does all of her shopping online and felt bad about how often they had to come down our 1/4 mile driveway.
I hope it’s an xbox
I'm not like bill, spoilers INC soon
Technology went too far
I wasnt even mad at him
Parents gift son’s teachers wine bottles with his face on them since he’s ‘the reason you drink’
We dressed up our 18 month old daughter to see Santa. She was not pleased.
Little Foot vs. Lil' Foot
tacos life
neat trick
It’s like people never learn
do You know you're old when !
Importance of context
8===D head
When you’re making the right choices in life.
Is there life after death?
oh cmon man
Year two of owning my singleness. Happy Holidays!
ALERT: Not enough space to place this building
Walking up to my customers' house last week.
Ope, sorry
I get the feeling some worker somewhere did this on purpose
Me entering 2018 like....
When life is a mess but it all works out in the end.
Last Jedi
My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today
The one where..
So...who wrote this?
We don’t need an explanation. It’s been staring us in the face this whole time
Dumb alien
Glad they pointed that out
Who needs a laptop when you can just use this Carrying Case Bag for your 27-inch iMac?
Police officer shows up at school dressed as Buddy the Elf
It is my wife’s birthday.
I work at a tech company, this is our Christmas tree
Not that festive..
Kokoro
A volunteer at our local cat rescue turned on the vacuum
Assembly instruction says I need two Vietnamese to assemble it
Frequency of Miracles
Caligraphy is our friend
Just watching my favorite show..
I wonder who filed a lawsuit for them to mention this
My son fell on these at the park. My other son Gerardo "Dad! William is tripping on mushrooms!!!"
Preach
lewding Earth-chan
Heh
Me when I talk about traps
That is just too real of a question, kiddo.
:Four:
Relatable
Recognisable
Me after The Last Jedi:
spoder
just get out
Red team double kill
The Christmas Miracle
Wiings is a very lucky boy
This Man Singlehandedly Destroyed The Entertainment Industry In Two Simple Steps! Find Out How!
Nibbas
4 is enough
Dem moves!
A reference to a certain anime
Relatable
Sums up the youths of today perfectly
Tony please
Same
Ohio kids parents give teacher wine for Christmas with sons picture reading "Our child might be the reason you drink."
Christmas..
What Snoop does in the shower
Music is hard.
My friend just won 100$ for his workplace’s Ugly Sweater Contest.
My parents haven't noticed either
We did a secret santa and someone got a package of oreos with the creme separated from the cookies
Find Kanye
“Glass Christmas Tree”
I feel like I’m being judged...
The difference 20 years makes
Ouch
My wife asked why we have two timelines, I told her I don't have time to explain multiverse theory.
My aunt just received her son's kindergarten picture.
Flawless plan
Pic related
Saw this party guy driving today
At least he's not a furry
Thoughts AND prayers?? He's probably past the state line by now Karen!
Roses are red, bananas get peeled
I think Bryan Cranston has a thing in his contract that says he gets to stand in his underwear outside a camper, and then they build a plot around it. Again and again.
are you birb enough?
A lady decorated her door at a retirement home. Too funny!
Who would win ?
Haha yeah