Year two of owning my singleness. Happy Holidays!

ALERT: Not enough space to place this building

Walking up to my customers' house last week.

Ope, sorry

I get the feeling some worker somewhere did this on purpose

Me entering 2018 like....

When life is a mess but it all works out in the end.

Last Jedi

My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today

The one where..

So...who wrote this?

We don’t need an explanation. It’s been staring us in the face this whole time

Dumb alien

Glad they pointed that out

Who needs a laptop when you can just use this Carrying Case Bag for your 27-inch iMac?

Police officer shows up at school dressed as Buddy the Elf

It is my wife’s birthday.

I work at a tech company, this is our Christmas tree

Not that festive..

Kokoro

A volunteer at our local cat rescue turned on the vacuum

Assembly instruction says I need two Vietnamese to assemble it

        

Frequency of Miracles

Caligraphy is our friend

Just watching my favorite show..

I wonder who filed a lawsuit for them to mention this

My son fell on these at the park. My other son Gerardo "Dad! William is tripping on mushrooms!!!"

Preach

lewding Earth-chan

Heh

Me when I talk about traps

That is just too real of a question, kiddo.

:Four:

Relatable

Recognisable

Me after The Last Jedi:

spoder

just get out

Red team double kill

The Christmas Miracle

Wiings is a very lucky boy

This Man Singlehandedly Destroyed The Entertainment Industry In Two Simple Steps! Find Out How!

Nibbas

4 is enough

Dem moves!

A reference to a certain anime

Relatable

Sums up the youths of today perfectly

Tony please

Same

Ohio kids parents give teacher wine for Christmas with sons picture reading "Our child might be the reason you drink."

Christmas..

What Snoop does in the shower

Music is hard.

My friend just won 100$ for his workplace’s Ugly Sweater Contest.

My parents haven't noticed either

We did a secret santa and someone got a package of oreos with the creme separated from the cookies

Find Kanye

“Glass Christmas Tree”

I feel like I’m being judged...

The difference 20 years makes

Ouch

My wife asked why we have two timelines, I told her I don't have time to explain multiverse theory.

My aunt just received her son's kindergarten picture.

Flawless plan

Pic related

Saw this party guy driving today

At least he's not a furry

Thoughts AND prayers?? He's probably past the state line by now Karen!

Roses are red, bananas get peeled

I think Bryan Cranston has a thing in his contract that says he gets to stand in his underwear outside a camper, and then they build a plot around it. Again and again.

are you birb enough?

A lady decorated her door at a retirement home. Too funny!

Who would win ?

Haha yeah

Tormund Ross

Tom Cruise is Google's poster child for the term "Lavender Marriage"

Found this at my conerstore

My sister said all she wanted for Christmas was cash...So naturally I suspended $20 worth of change in Jello.

Girlfriend got me this blanket!

Missing a pet anyone?

Please do it more

From now on, this is my favorite Disney princess

I'm going to try this

My parents haven't noticed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pulp Fiction

Soups are healthy...right?

The quote of the day at my office

understandable

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That dog was just walking on the street with that salami. When i took out phone to make a photo, it looked at me like this

Cute.

Couple Goals.

My parents bought me a doormat and this was on the back of it. Read the warning.

Anatomy of a pew

The Money Lisa

I say nothing...

This restaurant sign