My GF just started doing blackout poetry...

My cousin was *wrapping presents

I just don’t understand this

My cousins have had the same couch since 1998. The couch hasn’t aged one bit. Some of us have.

Spotted in my hometown.

Heard your ***ass was talkin' shit.

¿ǝʇɐɯ ʇɐ sɹǝlloɹʇuoɔ s,ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹno ʇɐ ƃuᴉɥƃnɐl ɐʎ ʇɐɥM

Veeeeeeery hard

Christmas Time!?

Trying to plan for the Christmas party

I hope it’s a horse

Best trade i've made today:D

Best rate chart ever!

A different walk of shame

A Jedi died on the train this morning

The inspiration

It's a Christmas miracle.

My wife is deployed. Some first graders sent her letters for Christmas. This is her favorite.

“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”

Tired of judgmental glares from other parents?

Christmas is cancelled.

The most famous reindeer of all

did not expect

Meanwhile in Philippine

What kind of

Target pricing according to the wage gap

Come on Chris!

Swole boi Kylo

when you fight through all the levels of tech support and reach the final boss

I see what you did there sir.

Original story

Spreading the holiday cheer in my apartment building this year.

I got my little brother a ghillie suit for christmas and now he wont stop hiding behind the tree

You got the wrong one!

I thought we were friends...

Figure it out or get out !

Wide variety

My best friend got a big puppy, my little pup wasn’t a fan when they met.

No escape.

Every Kiss Begins with Mmmkay

Explain it!

I haven't play that game in years, but I still like the memes

Sweet home Alabama

God Bless The New Star Wars

Received cat butthole drink coasters for Christmas

Lifecycle of a Guy’s Haircut

understandable

This is what my friend saw when she was driving home for the holidays.

This Christmas I wish for consensual sex for once.

Oh dear. I seem to have

:smug:

I'm surprised this wasn't written with expletives to be honest

Raise a kid with loads of love and they reward you with flattering Snapchat posts of you

Best pic of SpaceX launch over Los Angeles!

/lol/20652

My mom does all of her shopping online and felt bad about how often they had to come down our 1/4 mile driveway.

I hope it’s an xbox

I'm not like bill, spoilers INC soon

Technology went too far

I wasnt even mad at him

Parents gift son’s teachers wine bottles with his face on them since he’s ‘the reason you drink’

We dressed up our 18 month old daughter to see Santa. She was not pleased.

Little Foot vs. Lil' Foot

tacos life

neat trick

It’s like people never learn

do You know you're old when !

Importance of context

8===D head

When you’re making the right choices in life.

Is there life after death?

oh cmon man

Year two of owning my singleness. Happy Holidays!

ALERT: Not enough space to place this building

Walking up to my customers' house last week.

Ope, sorry

I get the feeling some worker somewhere did this on purpose

Me entering 2018 like....

When life is a mess but it all works out in the end.

Last Jedi

My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today

The one where..

So...who wrote this?

We don’t need an explanation. It’s been staring us in the face this whole time

Dumb alien

Glad they pointed that out

Who needs a laptop when you can just use this Carrying Case Bag for your 27-inch iMac?

Police officer shows up at school dressed as Buddy the Elf

It is my wife’s birthday.

I work at a tech company, this is our Christmas tree

Not that festive..

Kokoro

A volunteer at our local cat rescue turned on the vacuum

Assembly instruction says I need two Vietnamese to assemble it

        

Frequency of Miracles

Caligraphy is our friend

Just watching my favorite show..

I wonder who filed a lawsuit for them to mention this

My son fell on these at the park. My other son Gerardo "Dad! William is tripping on mushrooms!!!"