A wise man once told me the secret to happiness.
swole
Turd burglar
The best present for my 82 year old grandad ... his wife wasn’t so impressed
she was into some weird stuff
I'm sorry i dropped you stop giving me that look
My sweet mom thought these were "tropical" socks and she gave them to our whole family for Christmas...
My mom noticed I have a poop emoji on my key chain. This is what she got me for Christmas.
truths
Frosty gets caught picking his nose.
Merry freaking Christmas
You’re welcome
Content says it all!
Santa making people's dreams come true
The Tacco Way of Life
I got my gf a new bike helmet, my brother-in-law got her a Drake face-print balaclava and now she looks like a custom video game character
My friend made an action figure of his dad with packaging and everything and gave it to him for Christmas
I don't think that's what they were trying to say
Sometimes it isn't your day ...
This is a sticker for a Boosted Board that I got for my son for Christmas. He opened it upside down and said “hey cool, a koala with a turban!”
My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year.
My poor wife was bamboozled by a third party seller on Amazon. Merry Xmas!
Noah
apple
Why is this not the best Christmas present ever. Because I can't wear it every day
scootie
Slick Santa
We always build a snowman on Christmas day
Very bad people !
The truth has been finally found out
xmas meems
California's shenanigans have not gone unnoticed
Zenboni
Uh-oh
My sweet innocent mother got my sister a thermos with her initials monogramed on it for Christmas.
Thats so mean!!!
Children’s logic
My Dad had a heart attack 2 weeks ago.. My sister made him this for Christmas..
fetish
My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking...
Sad
We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year: batteries not included
That’s a nice tree.....
Ruler
Christmas gift from my loving friend
My grandpa has the same christmas tree for 73 years
Ok Susan *** off!
This is not the title of the book!
He doesn't know
My wife’s cat likes to cuddle but I don’t think my cat does.
Tragic Hero
What you think about this one?
And they returned to the rave, for it was good
The Nativity in 2017
You are awesome
Merry Christmas or whatever
wendys
A few days ago, I shared a photo of my stepdad proudly holding the oranges that his tree grew. People asked him to pose like Pineapple Dad. It took some convincing, but he finally said yes.
Waited a year to post this again
Have you ever seen an article more accurate?
Ummm can I help you officer?
Merry xmas!
My potato keeps making squeaking noises
i want more buzz lightyear memes
Always read those pamphlets thoroughly!
Friendly Reminder!
Nothing like a personal touch.
The Annual Posting of the Chinese Community Thanking Jews for Eating Chinese Food on Christmas
Pulling a Matthew Mcconaunghey
For Christmas we asked my father for help with a kitchen renovation. He sent a gift so we would have something to open on Christmas Eve. We should have asked for a gift card.
“Thanks Timmy”
Post Malone VS Domino's
Friend had way too much fun decorating gingerbread cookies
This could be me... but nahhh
Seven Years of Christmas Family Photos
How to make small talk with relatives at Christmas
My girlfriend got me a mousepad with my favourite picture of her on it
The Christmas season as told by Calvin
delivered
Santa is coming!!
This Dog saw his chance, And he took it.
She said, “All I want for Christmas is a Switch!”
My sister gave me the greatest Christmas present I could have ever wanted
The results are inn.
That holiday spirit.
If I didn’t already have personalised plates, I’d definitely do this!
Jingle Bells
The sad reality of life
If physical diseases were treated like mental illness...
My dad gave my fiancé a goat as dowry for our recent engagement as a joke
Read the name of my local coffee shop backwards
Brothers from the north and south meeting up during the Civil War, colorized.
My parents are remodeling their home over the holiday break. This is their makeshift Christmas tree.
PSA: Always check the dimensions before buying appliances.
Whose lane is it anyway?
We can wait for flying cars, thank you Netflix.
Winter in the Star Wars Universe
Woof
Somebody needs to stop that toddler!
'Tis the season of giving <3