Spotted this couple while having lunch. She's talking but I guarantee he ain't listening.

I'm a real feminist

And for one second

Reasons I update software

Why does this always happen to me?

dad called me crazy

"Will smith gets tricked by his son"

hah, gay

When you get told you can only use one side of piece of paper to write formulas for the final...

Woops,I guess they all know now

Finally found the square root

Plumber in training

Replaced my little sisters graduation photo with one of the supreme leader 3 weeks ago. Dad still hasn’t noticed.

My girlfriend had a new app update

Tacos has already won

I love sequel memes

Metal gear fish

its bean great

If it's on the internet it must be true

WRONG HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

damn son

bichael

Went on a beach vacation, Dad thought he was capturing a tender moment... Boyfriend just asked me to hold onto his boat while he puked. Naturally, I blew it up and put it on a blanket.

During this holiday season, never forget this wisdom

My new favorite thing is adding smiles to pictures of Samuel L. Jackson.

The strength of men

Grammar is important

Just gifted some of my old Lego to my nephew. Think these batteries might need to be replaced...

Raindeer not complying with cops

high sucction alert

Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing

nice save

@Burgerking hello!.

like to die instantly

dudes

A short movie about life.

Honest Target Slogan

Extreme af

So many options!!

Rare image of shark stepping on a lego

Rest in Peace, Shirley Temple.

I knew it was cool

when you find a 5 second old meme and show it to your friends

Yee

This should silence the critics!

Touché Netflix.

My 8yo son wanted a typewriter for Christmas. This was the first thing he typed.

#metoo

Just beat testicular cancer, so from now on these will be my pen of choice for nursing school.

Tina

When Dinner eats your lunch

What will be next?

The only time global warming was a good thing

Going to grab the new Michaelsoft phone!

My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see

Got the Danny DeVito life size cutout for my brother and sister-in-law. Scares the hell out of you when you forget he’s standing there

Sonic knows safety

Thank you! Thanksgiving and Christmas has given me a full body armor suit.

No what i wanted to see at the doctor's office this morning

Lil Woody for you people

What's the brokest you've been?

The best card I got this year

My grandpa doesn’t trust his new Roomba so he’s been following it around.

Nice car, how’d you get it?

Local watering hole participates in WuTang Wednesday's.

mors mihi lucrum

New plows to help Erie residents

My sister just announced that she's having twins!

Proper

a bedtime story

Do it

new challenge

This is how I protected my Christmas trees from *** cats and dogs.

dashing

A letter received by the first female firefighter in Dallas shortly into her career.

I did the $100 challenge

facts

vitas

jesus christmas our saviour

Conditional love from a cat

wide

Understood!!

My Angle.??

I miss this show, and especially miss the Janitor.

Sun-sensei is obviously the best

beautiful

I rescued a baby duckling this summer and gave it to my neighbours. I’m glad to report that it’s now all grown up, doesn’t recognize me, and is hyper aggressive.

Education is the most important gift of all

My Best Friend Got Me This For Xmas

*a reference to a certain weeb hugelol user*

Ship

the madman!

A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace

old meme

Tool for girls

When you've had it up to HERE with your little brother.

This truth... it hurts.

My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays

"trololol xd xp" - le OP

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