This is how I protected my Christmas trees from *** cats and dogs.

dashing

A letter received by the first female firefighter in Dallas shortly into her career.

I did the $100 challenge

facts

vitas

jesus christmas our saviour

Conditional love from a cat

wide

Understood!!

My Angle.??

I miss this show, and especially miss the Janitor.

Sun-sensei is obviously the best

beautiful

I rescued a baby duckling this summer and gave it to my neighbours. I’m glad to report that it’s now all grown up, doesn’t recognize me, and is hyper aggressive.

Education is the most important gift of all

My Best Friend Got Me This For Xmas

*a reference to a certain weeb hugelol user*

Ship

the madman!

A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace

old meme

Tool for girls

When you've had it up to HERE with your little brother.

This truth... it hurts.

My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays

"trololol xd xp" - le OP

...

The lady in the background of my photo looks like she has a beard

Well Canadians, its about that time again.

Don’t forget,

What can brown do for you? Nothing apparently.

Something's fishy is going on in this restaurant...

Found this gem marked down from $100 to just $8.50!

My girlfriend's hair clip nearly put me in cardiac arrest.

My Constipated newborn finally pooped!!

"Phoneception" - Whenever I upgrade my phone I snap a pic of the old phone with this photo as the background. I find it pretty amusing but my wife hates it.

I’m the best worst uncle

chris

yes sir, Christmas is a christian holiday, but...

Name a badder *** than Taylor Swift...

I am the youngest in my family, at 22. My dad just announced that he's having another child. This is what I ordered him for Christmas.

Got this Snapchat from my friend today

I thought I was good at photobombing and then I met my dog

This is life in Erie, PA right now

My girlfriends parents gave me Cards Against Humanity for Christmas. This was on the back of the Rules Pamphlet.

My lovely neighbor put up this sign to protect his place...

This is our life now

Call his dad, duh.

That's the attitude!

Incest

Got a vasectomy. Parents got me a gift.

can I fit in now :)?

Ben Swolo

GOOD DAY, LINDA

Walking into Christmas dinner like

Promises Promises

Looks like things are getting aggressive in the valleys!

Year Accomplished

Best gift I got this year!

I suspect we are living in an alternate universe.

Probable cause.

Gift from the in-laws: Kitchen knives that look like baby toys. We have a toddler.

That's what I call marketing.

"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 4.

Did Kylie Jenner get a Boob Job? Who cares?! I quit!

This happened today

...and the porn, of course

My aunt found a card that was supposed to be given to me 9 years ago. This was inside...

The Flash...

And it's already falling apart

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

My 3 yr old can finally tell Alexa to turn off the kitchen lights

The pharmacy tech that filled my wifes prescription

Aww that's so sweet

in the series "Posts You Wish You Had Never Seen"

She'll probably shoot her eye out, but it's what she wanted for Christmas!

Today my cat decided to recreate her picture from 5 months ago.

JeSUs TemPTEd By SaTan

I think I found the place my mom always claimed I was from.

Cool and good

My morning was pretty shitty until I saw...

I did not hit her. I did not!

But what if they were?

I bought one cat and this is a gift I get.

Hilarious shirt my son received

My sister made this, and now it proudly hangs by my parents’ table.

This van has a concealable "police" sign, so that no one will ever guess it's a police van.

My sister made this for me for Christmas. She knows me so well!

too late for memecember vsauce day, but - everyday is vsauce day

Coming on a little strong

its bad picture because haram

For all you lovely people

Woke up to my dog barking. She was stuck and too embarrassed to look me in the eye.

The correct license plate for the occasion

The 90s were the most intense times

I don't know why that guy was upset. I got a Yeti Onesie, at work, for my birthday and loved it!

Someone please get my dad off Snapchat

This is what happens when you don't communicate about what you're getting Mom for Christmas.

Pooping at work