Promises Promises

Looks like things are getting aggressive in the valleys!

Year Accomplished

Best gift I got this year!

I suspect we are living in an alternate universe.

Probable cause.

Gift from the in-laws: Kitchen knives that look like baby toys. We have a toddler.

That's what I call marketing.

"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 4.

Did Kylie Jenner get a Boob Job? Who cares?! I quit!

This happened today

...and the porn, of course

My aunt found a card that was supposed to be given to me 9 years ago. This was inside...

The Flash...

And it's already falling apart

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

My 3 yr old can finally tell Alexa to turn off the kitchen lights

The pharmacy tech that filled my wifes prescription

Aww that's so sweet

in the series "Posts You Wish You Had Never Seen"

She'll probably shoot her eye out, but it's what she wanted for Christmas!

Today my cat decided to recreate her picture from 5 months ago.

JeSUs TemPTEd By SaTan

I think I found the place my mom always claimed I was from.

Cool and good

My morning was pretty shitty until I saw...

I did not hit her. I did not!

But what if they were?

I bought one cat and this is a gift I get.

Hilarious shirt my son received

My sister made this, and now it proudly hangs by my parents’ table.

This van has a concealable "police" sign, so that no one will ever guess it's a police van.

My sister made this for me for Christmas. She knows me so well!

too late for memecember vsauce day, but - everyday is vsauce day

Coming on a little strong

its bad picture because haram

For all you lovely people

Woke up to my dog barking. She was stuck and too embarrassed to look me in the eye.

The correct license plate for the occasion

The 90s were the most intense times

I don't know why that guy was upset. I got a Yeti Onesie, at work, for my birthday and loved it!

Someone please get my dad off Snapchat

This is what happens when you don't communicate about what you're getting Mom for Christmas.

Pooping at work

This tactical Christmas stocking

Seasons Greetings...

This is my favourite stock image of all time.

When my Mom tries to combine my husband's love of the outdoors and Star Wars.

My down syndrom brother made an anatomically correct gingerbread man! Merry Christmas buddy!

My sister proudly showing off her first snow angel!

After hearing my mom and aunt fight over the cheesy potatoes..

phil

My Twin and I got my father the same gift. We didn't plan this.

As a D&D nerd, love this

amazing facts about the blue whale

awww shit nibba

Pinch by female model - but can't say anything

The packaging of my son's new basketball markerboard. #lostintranslation

My friend ran out of tape wrapping gifts. Thank goodness for label makers!

My wife gets out of bed like a forest nymph, I get out like an epileptic bear.

jopost

A baby car out with its mother and father.

real shit?

slav

My neighbor got his reindeer decorations stolen so they put out grinch ones instead.

My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.

Grandpa

We bet my grandfather he couldn’t fit in my Aunts Lulu Lemon shirt. He did

A wise man once told me the secret to happiness.

swole

Turd burglar

The best present for my 82 year old grandad ... his wife wasn’t so impressed

she was into some weird stuff

I'm sorry i dropped you stop giving me that look

My sweet mom thought these were "tropical" socks and she gave them to our whole family for Christmas...

My mom noticed I have a poop emoji on my key chain. This is what she got me for Christmas.

truths

Frosty gets caught picking his nose.

Merry freaking Christmas

You’re welcome

Content says it all!

Santa making people's dreams come true

The Tacco Way of Life

I got my gf a new bike helmet, my brother-in-law got her a Drake face-print balaclava and now she looks like a custom video game character

My friend made an action figure of his dad with packaging and everything and gave it to him for Christmas

I don't think that's what they were trying to say

Sometimes it isn't your day ...

This is a sticker for a Boosted Board that I got for my son for Christmas. He opened it upside down and said “hey cool, a koala with a turban!”

My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year.

My poor wife was bamboozled by a third party seller on Amazon. Merry Xmas!

Noah

apple

Why is this not the best Christmas present ever. Because I can't wear it every day

scootie

Slick Santa

We always build a snowman on Christmas day

Very bad people !

The truth has been finally found out

xmas meems

California's shenanigans have not gone unnoticed