Did Kylie Jenner get a Boob Job? Who cares?! I quit!
This happened today
...and the porn, of course
My aunt found a card that was supposed to be given to me 9 years ago. This was inside...
The Flash...
And it's already falling apart
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
My 3 yr old can finally tell Alexa to turn off the kitchen lights
The pharmacy tech that filled my wifes prescription
Aww that's so sweet
in the series "Posts You Wish You Had Never Seen"
She'll probably shoot her eye out, but it's what she wanted for Christmas!
Today my cat decided to recreate her picture from 5 months ago.
JeSUs TemPTEd By SaTan
I think I found the place my mom always claimed I was from.
Cool and good
My morning was pretty shitty until I saw...
I did not hit her. I did not!
But what if they were?
I bought one cat and this is a gift I get.
Hilarious shirt my son received
My sister made this, and now it proudly hangs by my parents’ table.
This van has a concealable "police" sign, so that no one will ever guess it's a police van.
My sister made this for me for Christmas. She knows me so well!
too late for memecember vsauce day, but - everyday is vsauce day
Coming on a little strong
its bad picture because haram
For all you lovely people
Woke up to my dog barking. She was stuck and too embarrassed to look me in the eye.
The correct license plate for the occasion
The 90s were the most intense times
I don't know why that guy was upset. I got a Yeti Onesie, at work, for my birthday and loved it!
Someone please get my dad off Snapchat
This is what happens when you don't communicate about what you're getting Mom for Christmas.
Pooping at work
This tactical Christmas stocking
Seasons Greetings...
This is my favourite stock image of all time.
When my Mom tries to combine my husband's love of the outdoors and Star Wars.
My down syndrom brother made an anatomically correct gingerbread man! Merry Christmas buddy!
My sister proudly showing off her first snow angel!
After hearing my mom and aunt fight over the cheesy potatoes..
phil
My Twin and I got my father the same gift. We didn't plan this.
As a D&D nerd, love this
amazing facts about the blue whale
awww shit nibba
Pinch by female model - but can't say anything
The packaging of my son's new basketball markerboard. #lostintranslation
My friend ran out of tape wrapping gifts. Thank goodness for label makers!
My wife gets out of bed like a forest nymph, I get out like an epileptic bear.
jopost
A baby car out with its mother and father.
real shit?
slav
My neighbor got his reindeer decorations stolen so they put out grinch ones instead.
My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.
Grandpa
We bet my grandfather he couldn’t fit in my Aunts Lulu Lemon shirt. He did
A wise man once told me the secret to happiness.
swole
Turd burglar
The best present for my 82 year old grandad ... his wife wasn’t so impressed
she was into some weird stuff
I'm sorry i dropped you stop giving me that look
My sweet mom thought these were "tropical" socks and she gave them to our whole family for Christmas...
My mom noticed I have a poop emoji on my key chain. This is what she got me for Christmas.
truths
Frosty gets caught picking his nose.
Merry freaking Christmas
You’re welcome
Content says it all!
Santa making people's dreams come true
The Tacco Way of Life
I got my gf a new bike helmet, my brother-in-law got her a Drake face-print balaclava and now she looks like a custom video game character
My friend made an action figure of his dad with packaging and everything and gave it to him for Christmas
I don't think that's what they were trying to say
Sometimes it isn't your day ...
This is a sticker for a Boosted Board that I got for my son for Christmas. He opened it upside down and said “hey cool, a koala with a turban!”
My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year.
My poor wife was bamboozled by a third party seller on Amazon. Merry Xmas!
Noah
apple
Why is this not the best Christmas present ever. Because I can't wear it every day
scootie
Slick Santa
We always build a snowman on Christmas day
Very bad people !
The truth has been finally found out
xmas meems
California's shenanigans have not gone unnoticed
Zenboni
Uh-oh
My sweet innocent mother got my sister a thermos with her initials monogramed on it for Christmas.
Thats so mean!!!
Children’s logic
My Dad had a heart attack 2 weeks ago.. My sister made him this for Christmas..
fetish
My friends mother thought that the croissants would just roll themselves up while cooking...
Sad