My wife about to chop onions

How i celebrate new years

It’s a little colder in Michigan then we thought....

bada bip bada boop

Wait... I don't get it

I haven't changed a day...

The calm before the storm.......

Amazon Prime

Women decompiled

Got gifted the perfect mug for a modern day Apple user like me

australia more or less

>:(

The horror of taking kids places

At first glance I thought this was a Bob Ross Quarter...

The chad empire vs the virgin tribalism

Goodbye 2017. May the humour be with you.

Someone give this writer a raise

How to get rich in STAR WARS

I keep my nut for what's special in life bois.

that is pretty decent

Nearly got a heart attack

Here's to another lousy year...

She should’ve been more specific

Russia's new defence

How to not get arrested

...Nothing.

nature is truly majestic

Show-off

Gotta say Dominos guy "delivered"

Holiday on Ice - nice ad placement

In an alternate universe..

CPR

Talk about a shitty day.

Please give me an "I"

DONT YOU DARE OBJECTIFY WOMEN

My middle school mind couldn't comprehend this at the time but now....

A Freelancer

The Portable Masturbation Hut

Im not sure what led to the creation of the world's longest plunger, but I'm glad I missed it.

Im like... totaly pregnant!

Found this on imgur, definitely worth sharing.

My dog looks like she’s a floating head

Nic Cage at Walgreens in the tampon isle

Rust were much diffrent back in the days

You can only see it once

The First Order tracking the Rebellion through lightspeed

5 Plastic Army Men Least Useful In Combat

My Dad got a picture into the community calendar

We’re going into 2018 when this guy is going into 2108

Your grandmother were so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think if she should.

Spotted in a bar in Barcelona, Spain.

Whoever thought up this name deserves a reward.

thats what they get for eating kids

The receipt for a sex shop, thank god i guess??

God made us in a gay way!

thank you siri

relatable

When she sends you nudes but as a friend

i don't rember this from Danny Phantom

Breaking Bacon

phone machine broke

Where is ya come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from...

You want me to what!?

aww, you're such a cu-... f*ggot.

What is The Rock’s ONLY weakness?

Traffic Lights Deep in the Jungle

It's not the size, but how you use it!

When you just dont know.

outplayed F.B.I

hue

Angry bird

Rebooting is always a way out

I captured the stages of my dog's reaction when she slowly realized that I didn't have any treats.

This is the worst reboot of Power Rangers yet

The bench makes it look like this guy grew a mullet halfway thru his workout

the lolis are uprising

reeeee

Well it's tru

The second in my 2017 Review Videos

my coaster at dinner last night

I saw the chew toy earlier and I raise you all this.

My friends have a twisted sense of humor.

Today it's gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Notice board

Too much gray

We need to talk.

Straight = Safe

When your parents tell you to get a “proper job”

this killed me

I'm waiting

My dog with a rawhide chew gives her a perfect smile

If it works, it isn’t stupid

Ani pls

Always practice safe text.

Checkmate BBC news

I come from the future with the new meme calendar

nintendo magic!

Haha, sorry.

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